If you don't know what these mean, there's no use in me explaining them... so without further ado, here's...
Top 20 Signs You Might Be a Marshall IEer…
20. If you live in the forensics office.
19. If you recite random Monty Python skits for hours on end.
18. If the phrase “Got POI?” means anything to you.
17. If you are a master in the art of kung-fu pillow fighting.
16. If you’ve ever double-teamed someone at Monopoly.
15. If you’ve ever worn part of your Halloween costume to your rounds.
14. If you know what bubble bath tastes like.
13. If you just can’t make it through your final rounds without chocolate covered coffee beans.
12. If you think “The Spanish Inquisition” would be a really great Halloween costume.
11. If you consider every event to be limited prep.
10. If you’ve ever worshipped a french fry sculpture.
9. If you’ve ever considered cheese as a topic for an informative speech.
8. If you can explain the Plausible Deniability Theory in 10 words or less.
7. If you can associate the phrase “You are not a Jedi yet” with anything other than Star Wars.
6. If you’ve ever mentally made love to a cheesecake.
5. If you’ve ever been threatened with “painful, angry, deadly death.”
4. If you can name all five Dwarfs.
3. If you’ve ever been on a quest to find a “wholesome” duo piece, but failed because you couldn’t find a “wholesome” duo partner.
2. If your pinky phone has been disconnected.
1. If your coach regularly ignores you because she can’t bear to be seen in public with you. (We love you, Kris!)
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