Howie: OH MY GOD! It's a camera!
Brian: Is it? No way!
Kevin: I think so... AJ move your head so I can see.
AJ: Yo! Dude! Get off! It's gonna eat me!
Nick: I like the camera. He's cool.
AJ: I'm here, I'm the boss... and I'm holding AIR.
Brian: I'm cold.
Nick: Like my hair? Stylish, eh?
Howie: The sun- it's- it's... it's in my spanish eyes!!!
Kevin: I'm just too cool... and I buffer than ALL ya's!
Nick: YO!!! Nicky's in da house!
Howie: Nick, PLEASE lay off the caffine!
AJ: Oh my God, I'm stuck with a bunch of weirdos-- oh wait...
Brian: Smile for the camera.
Kevin: Ok, I'm going to get through this. Just a few more seconds then I can ring Nick's neck.
Nick: Hey! Look at my impression of MY dog!
Brian: Uh-oh, I think he just peed on me.
Howie: I am pleasently petting my doggy. La-de-da...
AJ: He's so cute and fluffy.
Kevin: I have alergies, people! ALERGIES! (actually, he doesn't-- he even has a cat but oh well. It's comedy, people! COMEDY!)
Kevin: Ha ha, get off me Nick.
Nick: Ha ha, Kevin. It's a picture. I'm not getting off.
Howie: Nick, just keep the peace and get off the guy.
AJ: I don't think Brian minds. Do ya, buddy?
Brian: No, yo. You my homie, my bro. I neva dis a bro.
Kevin: Ha ha, Howie, shut up.
Nick: Picture, Kevin. Picture.
Howie: Yeah Kevin. Picture. Wait till it's over and we'll settle this peacefully.
AJ: OH MY GOD!!!! WILL YOU ALL JUST SHUT UP, ALREADY?? IT'S OLD!! AND ENOUGH WITH THE HA HAs!!
Brian: Uh, dude, you're 10 times as loud as the fans... I think you popped my ear drum.
AJ: Man, she's hot!
Kevin: What is she wearing?
Brian: Is she wearing anything?
Nick: (Yawn) I've seen better.
Howie: Let me see!
Nick: "Here comes the men in black" (clap clap)
Howie: Hey look! I'm AJ!
AJ: No, cause I'm cool.
Kevin: Ok, AJ, that was mean.
Brian: Why did they stick me in this coat?
Howie: This is natural!
Nick: I'm a hottie.
AJ: This is how I get all the ladies.
Kevin: BOO! Yeah, this is how i look when I get out of bed.
Brian: Huh?!