!PICK-UP LINES!

Just Some Pick-Up Lines : (PLEASE DON'T USE THEM THOUGH..THEY'RE ONLY FOR LAUGHS..GIRLS HATE PICK-UP LINES! the ones with a star at the beginning are my fav's though!) *hehe.."I think I've seen you before..Oh yeah, it was in the dictionary next to KABAAM!" "Hey baby, you have an onion butt. Every time I look at it, it makes me wanna cry!" "Your last name must be Campbell, 'cuz you look Umm, Umm, Good!" *"Excuse me, do you have a Band-Aid ? I scraped my knee when I fell for you." "Your dad must be a baker, because you've got nice buns!" "Girl, you must be a parking ticket, cuz you've got FINE written all over you!" "Your dad must be a juice maker, cuz you are VERY FINE!" *"Kiss me if I'm wrong, but haven't we met before ?" *"Do you have a map ? Cuz I'm lost in your eyes." *"I hurt my shoulder playing football and (put arm around her shoulder) and the doctor told me to keep it elevated." "I hope you're a library card, because I'm checkin you out!" "Guy : Hey, did you just fart ? Girl : NO!Why ? Guy : Cuz you just blew me away!" "Are you a magnet cuz i find you very attractive." "You need to go to jail cuz you stole my heart." "You know what's missing from my pocket ? --- your number! " "My Mom says I'm a catch! " *"Your dad must be a crook, cuz he stole all the stars out of the sky and put them in your eyes." "Are you from Georgia ? Cuz you're lookin mighty peachy! " *"Before I came over here to talk to you, only God and I knew what I was going to say. But now that I am standing in front of you, only He knows." *"Your parents must be retarded because you're real special ." *"Hey, my friends over there wants to know if you think I'm hot." "If I could rearrange the alpphabet, I'd put U and I together." *"The sky is jealous of you tonight babe, because the stars are twinkling in your eyes." *"If you were a tear in my eye, I would never cry, for fear that I would lose you." *"If beauty were a drop of water, then you'd be an ocean." *"You must be from Tennessee, cuz you're the only 10 I see!" *Guy : "Do you have 35 cents ? Girl : "Why ?" Guy : "Because I have to call God and tell him one of his angels is missing!" *"Can I borrow 35 cents? My Mom told me to call her when I fell in love." "Are your legs tired ? Because you've been running through my mind all day." "I'm sorry, I'm an artist, and it's my job to stare at beautiful women." "Do you drink a lot of Snapple ? Because you look like you have been made from the best stuff on earth." "I wish I were cross-eyed so I could see you twice." *"Do you believe in God because you're the answer to my prayers." "Girl, you are like Gilette, the best a man can get!" "You are so sweet-You could make Hersheys go out of business!" *"There's something wrong with my eyes, I can't take my eyes off of you!" *"Are you Greek ? Oh, I'm sorry, I just thought all goddesses were Greek." *"If I had a nickel for every girl as beautiful as you, I'd have 5 cents!" *"Hi, I'm Mr.Right, someone said you were looking for me?" *"If you held up 11 roses in the mirror you would be looking at the 12 most beautiful things in the world." THINGS MEN SHOULD KNOW ABOUT WOMEN :(these aren't that important..some of em are just common sense!) -An unsolicited kiss is to a woman as free playoff tickets are to a man. -Even better : Flowers on days that aren't V-Day, anniversaries, or birthdays. -Back to kissing : more lip, less tongue. -Never let her arrive at an event alone, EVEN if she says it's ok for her to go alone and for you to show up later, read between the lines you moron! -First date dont's : overdress, underdress,show up too early, show up too later, or talk too much about yourself. -Don't insult her friends, even if she does. -More than anything else, women want you to make them laugh. -Women want you to pay for dinner to show that chivalry is not altogether dead. It won't be an every time event don't worry, you can always go dutch the next time. -Don't argue. Ever. -The quirky perfect gift that shows you've been listening is worth twice the value of anything you can find at Tiffany's. -Never ask a woman why she's mad at you, as she will only get madder at you not knowing. -Follow-ups to an unreturned phone call are nice. But don't go overboard, maybe there's a reason she's not returning the call. -Don't kiss and tell, even if you're really proud of yourself. -Showering a woman with gifts after the first date is the romantic equivalent of a comb-over. This is sweet : "A guy tells you he has something to give to you, and he holds out his hand, and you open up his hand and nothing is there. You say, "What is it ?" He says, "It's my breath that you took away from me." -Go up to a girl and look in the tag in the back of her shirt, and say, "Just what I thought, made in heaven." - Go up to a person and ask for their hand. Draw a line across it and explain that it's a big river, and the bunny on this side (it doesn't matter which side) and that the bunny really needs to get to the other side. Then ask the person how they think the bunny got across. And when they finally give up, give them puppy eyes and tell them that there was no bunny, but that you just wanted to hold their hand.!!!!!!!(AWWWWWW!) -Hand someone a dollar and bet them that you can kiss them without touching them. Kiss them and be like "oops! i lose!" Christian Pick-up Lines 1) Nice bible 2) I would like to pray with you 3) You know Jesus? Me too!! 4) I know a church where we could go and talk 5) How about a hug, sister? 6) Do you need help carrying your bible? It looks heavy. 7) Christians don't shake hands, Christians gotta hug 8) Oh you are cold, Eccleseasties 4:11 9) What are your plans for tonight? Feel like a bible study? 10) I am here for you. 11) The word says "Give drink to those who are thirsty, and feed the hungry", how about dinner? 12) You don't have an accountability partner? Me neither. 13) You want to come over and watch the 10 commandments tonight? 14) Is it a sin that you stole my heart? 15) Would you happen to know a Christian woman that I could love with all my heart and wait on hand and foot? 16) Nice braclet. What would Jesus date .. er ... I mean "do" 17) Do you believe in Divine appointment? 18) Excuse me, I believe one of your ribs belongs to me. 19) My friend told me to come and meet you, he said that you are a really nice person. I think you know him. Jesus ... yeah that's his name. 20) Yeah I predicted David over Goliath.