update:
December 4, 2000
i am looking at this after a few months of writing, and i'm quite amazed..
a lot of my 'things i want to do' have totally changed.
i would wipe out the ones i think that i wouldnt do, but i guess you could consinder this as 'humor',
and i know a year from now i'll look at this with a friend and have some good laughs :-)
have fun..
but the ferrari one is out for sure ;)
i've changed the colors of the ones i don't want to do anymore..

this is just a various stuff that i _want_ to do. i will probably end up doing all of these though :)
Some of it might offend you, and thats' just to bad :)
if you would like to sue me cause you where shocked(i saw a 20/20 on this), just realize that i don't have anything of value to take :)
nothing is to my name :)
btw, spelling mistakes have been included for a "sentimental" value ;)

• go sky diving :)  (need 245 dollars first though)
• chug a bottle of pepto bismal
• taste bleach
• stop eating highly concentrated salts (the ones you put in the water softner).

    hehe, i would never stop!
• do a big presention in front of lots of people at a formal event (not unformal like usual :)
• write a book about nothing :)
• eat a _biggggggggg_ boger
• buy a ferrari for the sole purpose of crashing it :)
• buy a really expensive computer, and take it's motherboard and parts and just smash them :) you know you want too :)
• take a hammer and crack my monitor (when i have lots to spare :)
• poor hot coffe on my keyboard.
• take a big fire cracker and hold it in my hand, till it blows :)
• blow fire (the circus people do it :), not just with the regular way with the wd-40 can, but put alocol in my mouth and blow it out :D
• write a 3d graphics api, then delete all the source code, like it never exsisted. but i knwo it did :D
• cut up lots of little peices of cardboard. diffrent color of couse. put them in a tub. get naked, put water on my self, and roll around till i am covered with the "triangles" :) after that i would count, and see how many triangles it took to cloth me :)
• poo while peeing. (for some _weird_ reason i have never been able to do this).
• take my nintendo and jump on it on the concrete.
• cook more eggs on the street :D
• pee in public on the side of the mall. i have always wanted to get a ticket doing this :D
• buy a really expensive house (well to do neighborhood) with my own money. then burn it :D (get the neighbors nice and mad :) i love seeing people angry :D

 
• build an entire "rich neighborhood". then make the house i am going to live in really crummy. then when everyone moves in. i would make my house really ugly so people will complain. i just want to see there faces when i say i own all there homes :D hehehehahahamuhahahaha
• get in a fight with bill gates, and tell him the software model he has _should_ change with the internet. piracy is going to kill your apps.
• sit with all the execs at a big company, only to tell them what they are doing wrong and how to be bigger. to be bigger they must increase my pay role :) i do have some devious tactics that could make your company (later on i would control it) more profitable and effiecient
• by a big store. then i would be dressed as a really poor man (just to see how my employees treat others). if they would kick me out of the store. i would make sure to fire these people, cause everyone is equal!
• started a big "fire dance". hehe, i seem to be the only one that plays with virtual fire balls in the "public". hehe :) you wouldn't understand if you haven't seen me. just ask, i will do it for you.
• if i ever get _really_ wealthy money wise. the first thing i am going to do, is act like i am _really_ poor so i can see who my true freinds are; you should see how many people "know you", once you pick up a new car and house..
  
  
• as far as _money_ wise. if the wealth comes. i would by out tons of shares of stock of rival companies, only to sell tons and tons of shares on a certain day to dump the share price. think, if i buy 200,000 share everday for a month. then 2 months later, i decide to drop all the shares. that company is in for some trouble.
  i'd only do this if i had a legit reason to do it. like the person is an asshole or somethin...