7/21/00
The sound of firecrackers and the smeel of hotdogs on the grill remind me of fat and fat reminds me of Richard Simmons who I love so dearly. One time I even kissed him. I have his sweat towel hanging on my mantle. I am his #1 fan. I even have a photograph that I looked at five minutes ago and I remember the whole experience. I remember looking like a derranged lunatic. It was the best day of my life though, so I would love to be a derranged lunatic again. Who wouldn't want to kiss him? Especially at such a small cost. I always brag to all me friends... Ha Ha I kissed Richard Simmons they are so jealous that all they do is roll there eyes and give me funny looks. I even started working on my next plan to meet Richard... for a year and a half now I have been eating like crazy. So I now weigh 107lbs. I wrote to Richard to ask for help loosing weight. Aren't I the luckiest girl .... Now I just hope I will be able to get out of bed before he leaves.