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I was on a date with my new boyfriend we went into the woods to do a lil somethin' and instead he said he had to take a pee and when he went outside the car and never came back I went to look for him and instead I saw him.....making out with richard simmons I didn't think Chris was like that. I never realized he was heterophobic.It started with making out and it went downhill from there. And since Richard Simmons is my dream guy in that sexy red suit, I jumped in there and pulled Richard away from Chris and did something totally outrageous.I gave them both a smack on the ass and then I left with Richard.But then Richard left me for no one but Aretha Franklin herself. He said he likes his women big and black.So after that I went to a manacurist to get a total makeover and look like an even bigger black woman. I also had to get a fat suit. But in the end I looked likeThe Noturious BIG.It didn't work for a date with Richard but I did get to work out wit him,that's good enough.After this experience they took me back to the nuhouse where I experienced endless hours of shock therapy.