The Dressing-Room
... A strip-tease in 99 steps

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1. Name : Jenny
2. Nickname: Jen, janie, Guinevere
3. Age: 19
4. Weight: 50kg.
5. Hair: Long, brown, thick. And lots there of. Sometimes reddish, sometimes pinkish. Sometimes curly, sometimes straight. Mostly how I not want it to be.
6. Deodorant: It’s labelless... but it’s good.
7. Shampoo or conditioner: Fructis. All they say in the commercial is true.
8. Computer or paper? I like paper, in fact I am near obsessed with it. But I have to admit writing with a word processor is much easier.
9. Favourite book : Romeo&Juliet (W.Shakespeare), The Monk (Mathew Lewis)
10. Music: Classical, death/black/gothic/doom metal.
11. Inside or outside person: Inside.
12. Pets: Not for me, to be honest.
13. Film: Dead Poets Society, American History X, Romeo&Juliet, Forrest Gump, Sweeter than chocolate, Christiane F., Le Fabuleux Destin d'Amelie Poulain
14. Music groups/artists: Mozart, Cradle of Filth, Dimmu Borgir, My Dying Bride, Saturnus, An Pierle, the early Michael Jackson, Aerosmith
15. Hobby's: Reading, writing, playing the piano, listening to music, being with friends
16. Dream car: Something on four wheels, not too big. I like these old American monsters, with angelic wings on the back.
17. Sex or alcohol: A combination of both, not too much of the latter, the former without any limitations
18. Toothpaste: It's white...
19. Food: Taco's, any Italian food.
20. Animal: As long as I don't have to take it for a walk...
21. Bed time: After midnight in the weekend, 23:00-ish during the week.
22. Shoes: Big black boots.
23. Parfum: I like the way hair smells when it just has had a wash.
24. What do you like most about yourself?: My eyes... I think. That is what everyone answers, isn't it.
25. Favourite school subject: Dutch, English.
26. Most hated subject: Geography. *shudder*
27. Sexiest person alive: Jared Leto, Liv Tyler, Claire Danes, Marilyn Manson
28. The most embarassing moment of your life?: And I can pick only one? I am clumsy. I throw things on the ground. I will sweep things off shelves in shops with my coat, for instance.
29. Favourite number: 2 or 8... and I liked being 19.
30. Laughing or dreaming: A dream which makes you wake up grinning like mad!
31. Piercing?: Ears, belly button. And some other places if I would have the guts and if I thought it suited me.
32. Serious or funny: I am rather a serious girl, but then I can be unforgivably silly. Depends on which company I am in, I guess.
33. Shoe size: *blush* 41
34. Ill or healthy: A bit healthier every day.
35. Fast or slow: Slower. I am a dreamer.
36. Single or relationship: Being single is cool. Being in love is better..... *wink* *cheer* *sigh*
37. Simple or complicated: I have been told I am not easy to understand, I personally think it’s not very hard to see through me. But I am prone to making things complicated
38. Sleeping outfit: Just underwear, and a big thick fluffy blanket.
39. Half empty or half full: half full.
40. Cremation or burial: Cremation. But don't try and put me in a vase.
41. Lego of duplo: Duplo rules.
42. Does reincarnation exist?: Yes.
43. Life in outer space: It has to exist, in some shape or form. Human beings probably can’t perceive it.
44. Late nights or sleeping through the morning: Having late nights. Automatically involves the second choice.
45. Light or dark: Dark, but with candles.
46. Eat or drink: Gosh. Who cares. I love food, and I drink a lot. Does that answer the question?
47. Talk or be silent: I will go on and on and on. Don't give me any alcohol.
48. Sneezing or coughing: Sneezing is good.
49. Male or female friends: Both are necessary, I have late off been in need of more female company.
50. Do you have friends?: I think I can call myself one lucky girl. *smile* *wink*
51. Pet name: liefje.
52. Newspaper or magazine : YoungMiss, Mindview, the 'Standaard' on Wednesday
53. What will be your last words: "I think I am dying...." No, honestly. Stupid question.
54. Hug or kiss: I am greedy, I want both.
55. Happy or sad: Generally happy.
56. Most romantic experience: Would I go and blabber about it on here?
57. Coca cola or pepsi: Diet coke.
58. How tall are you: Quite. About 1m76.
59. Trousers or dresses?: I scarcely wear pants, I prefer skirts.
60. What will you remember most of 2001-2002: Of course, the whole going to university was one big step. I love it, I love what I study and I love the changes it has brought into my life. Furthermore, I will always remember this year as the one in wich I met Douglas.
61. City or coast: Living in a city has lots of advantages, you are right in the middle of everything. But I would need a quiet place to withdraw just as much... I now live a city with lots of quiet places. My life is so sorted, lol.
62. Men with or without hat: With. Please. Preferably these perky witchy kind of things.
63. Women with or without nail polish: With.
64. TV-show: Have I Got News For You, My so-called life, Alles Kan Beter.
65. Favourite concert of this year:My Dying Bride. Wooow Baby.
66. Party or club: party or alternative club. I am more a cafe kind of type. Not being able to dance kind of spoils the point of going to clubs.
67. Breakfast: Jordan's crunchy muesli. It's an addiction.
68. favourite colour: I wear mostly black, but I also love purple, red and, yes, fuchsia. That's why I get called pink goth.
69. Favourite sound: All time favourite is Dani Filth's "I-love-ruining-my-inner-bits"-scream.
70. What do you hate?: Misunderstandings.
71. How many children do you want?: 2 or 3. Two girls.
72. Best feeling of the world: Goes without saying, yes? That and falling in love with someone you still are to get to know.
73. Worst feeling of the world: Being misunderstood, rejection. Being cheated on also counts.
74. First thought in the morning: How come it is this light in the middle of the night?
75. Do you get emotional?: hehe. Yes.
76. Slow dancing or tissue-film: Slow. On "Where did you sleep last night". Or "Angie". I am out of fashion.
77. Favourite writer: Hesse, Kafka, Shakespeare, most of the Romantic Age, Jotie T’Hooft, Lucebert. In no particular order.
78. Were Adam and Eve naked?: Oh definetely.
79. Have you ever been drunk?: Only acceptably.
80. Have you ever used drugs?:Have YOU ever played the piano stoned? You should.
81. Do you smoke?: No.
82. Have you ever been convicted for a crime?: Is this the dodgy section of the FAQ?
83. Who would you like to meet: Hard to say. I would enjoy going for a drink with Katie Holmes or Steven Tyler.
84. Who do you admire: Independant people, strong or original personalities
85. Brunette or blonde: brunette.
86. Dream occupation: writing.
87. Your biggest fear: The mechanisation of this world
88. If you would get a tattoo, where would you have it?: Just a little above my right breast or somewhere on my back.
89. If you would come back as an animal in your next life, which would it be? : A bat. Bats are cool, they are ultrasonic :)
90. Chewing gum: stimorol, cherry. It will make me nausceous though.
91. How was your first kiss? That is kind of private. But it was as bad as every first kiss
92. Have you ever been in love?: In my early teenage years, I used to be gone on one or another boy on a constant basis. I have 'calmed down' now, partly due to some rather off experiences. I still like the feeling though... It makes life interesting, dammit!
93. Prettiest part of the male/female body: Female: neck, male: chest
94. If you would kill someone, how would you do it: God, as fast as possible and with as little pain as possible. Lots of sleeping tablets and a bottle of vodka might do it. The ingredients of a perfect passionate murder would involve a dagger and a white neck and lots of blood. Hmm.. these questions are rather decadent, if you ask me.
95. Favourite sleeping place: My kinky black cast iron bed.
96. Do you type with your fingers on the right keys?: I am putting an effort now because people complained what I typed didn't make sense.
97. Do you cry watching movies?: Hardly ever. My eyes do get wet.
98. Have you cried in company?: Yes.
99. The best advice for life: Relativate. Don't take the bad things in your life too serious. Relativating is the key to happiness baby.

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