{01092001}Two entries for the price of one.
I have done the test at SparkMatch, and I am not pleased. I did it over twice as to make sure I was being completely honest. It didn't matter, each attempt resulted in the same verdict: I am
"THE CHEERLEADER".
I am glad I found my true identity. I could have sworn I hated jumping around swirling fluffy balls.
If you would have been looking over my shoulder as I started back from the computer, you would have read I am a
"Dependant Good Sex Provider.
Domestic, traditional, sweating. Outwardly, you're a model of old-fashioned womanhood: very giving, very dedicated, with no problems surrendering yourself to another person. But while you seem like the anti-feminist on the outside, your deep-down sexual cravings would make even Madonna blush. If you're gonna burn your bra, it'll be right off your chest--because your passion glows damn hot.
It's true you love pleasing people, and, as far as romance goes, you'd rather do so in bed. Yet you're not a slut. Far from it--as I said, you're a mostly moral person who values steady relationships. It's just that your preferred type of inter-personal bonding is physical. You'd be satisfied if someone thought of you as "just a good lay"--so long as that was enough to keep them coming back. Bouncing from one guy to on top of another doesn't suit you.
As your life moves on and your less-physical peers find love in relationships that you would never be satisfied with, fighting the "slut" label will be harder and harder. Maybe you'll surrender to it and begin exchanging sex for money. Or maybe you'll find that special someone who turns on more than just your body. "
My 100% match sounded quite nice. But just assume it was my intention to contact anyone, wouldn't they be dissappointed by finding I don't have huge red silicon lips, I am not brusty and don't walk around wrapped up in pvc?
I invoke you all to do the test and tell me if we are biologically compelled to spend the rest of our lives together. My nick name is Aetumnia.
And may I also say: *shudder*
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