MY 11 YEAR OLD GIRL WROTE THIS,
IT SHOWS WHAT A PUSSY LARS IS.

AN ALL NEW EPISODE OF DARK ANGEL
 
One afternoon Jessica Alba as Max was watching fox 28 and during a commericial a news flash came on and they said Napster Music Community was shutting down in three days.
 
Max was not sure why and she went online and chatted with Metallica a little and she asked if he knew anything about Napster shutting down.
 
And Metallica typed on the computer,
 
" I SUED NAPSTER BECAUSE THEY TOOK 40% OF MY MUSIC AND MONEY."
 
Max was ok with that although she had only heard any of music from Napster since she was 16.
 
Metallica sent Max front row tickets to his next concert.
 
At the concert Metallica sang a few songs then started talking dirty about Napster.
 
He said,"They are stupid,dull,dumb,brainless" he kept on continuing and then Max got
 
"mad,angry,furious,irate,enraged,infuriated,incensed,wrathful,provoked,miffed,fuming,foaming at the mouth,boiling over,seeing red,flushed with anger,in high dungeon,wrought up,worked up,and so on and so forth."
 
Max walked herself up on the stage and said,
 
" You better not talk about my dearest friend's business!"
 
I hate your heartless,cruel,unsensitive,callous,unsympathetic, unmerciful, careless body!
 
POW!BOOM!OUCH!
 
Max had kicked Metallica's butt!!!
 
She told him!
 
Max started running as the police walked in.
 
Max was on the run again.
 
The lead policeman shouted,
 
"THERE SHE GOES OUT THE BACK STAGE!!"
 
The audience was startled of what they have seen.
 
Every body started heading to their cars.
 
Lots of car alarms went off.
 
Well that was my story.
 
It was all about the excellence of Max killing
 
THE STUPID RETARD,LARS.
 
~*ÈRÌÇKÀ*~
 

 
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