Welcome, foolish mortals! Through some bizarre twist of fate, you have fallen into my clutches MWAHAHAHAHA!!! But don't worry, I MIGHT let you live, if you take some time to look through my website. It started out small, but it's slowly growing. Here you will find a few fan fictions, MIDIs and all sorts of other assorted and sundry. So gaze in awe at the awesome might of the Koopa King! Of course you COULD try to leave...the lava pits haven't been used lately, and I'm sure you'd fit RIGHT IN! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

• 12/1/01 Geez, it's been a while since my last update... Well, it seems the site's been getting a lot of attention lately, so I figured it was about time to get to work on it again. Added two and half awards (you'll see what I mean once you get there) to Awards. Added a new link to Links. Added a new MIDI to music. Wrote in my Journal. Fixed up general stuff that needed to be fixed. Added a spiffy new email graphic to the main page!

There have been prison--er, visitors to my site as of January 25, 2001 (Earth years).

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