Here's the standard character ALL you kitties seem to be using. This is not meant to offend anyone! But I DO advise you to steer clear of some of these, just to make it a bit more original, okay?...

1. Use very...uh...enthusiastic punctuation. (????!!!!)
2. Whatever happens, DON'T USE COMMAS.
3. All the toms in the Junkyard lose the power of coherent speech upon the sight of her.
4. She's everyone's (and I mean everyone's) favorite feline.
5. If she's not, she's only being shunned by one queen because that queen thinks she's "stealing her crush."
6. The Rum Tum Tugger dumps his current queen (whoever that may be!) to try to put the moves on this character, because she's the most beautiful cat he's ever seen, but he gets the cold shoulder.
7. Love at first sight.
8. She loves Mistoffelees because he's perfect in every way.
9. Macavity steals her for no reason but his unfathomable evilness at at least one point in the story.
10. She's related to at least ONE character.
11. She saves at least one character from a certain physical/ emotional death.
12. She saves characters REPEATEDLY.
13. Everyone has to use a nickname for her cause her real name's so darn hard to pronounce (her second one, anyway.)
14. Old Deuteronomy likes her. (And she likes him.)
15. She must pass some sort of test to get into the tribe.
16. All cats are NOT Jellicles, only Old Deuteronomy's particular tribe.