Jokes [Madrasati @ Abdessalami On

It's only a J O K E!

Forget about the fake virus now and let's start the "joke" party:
Are you ready?

Teacher :

"He was a wonderful painter with a single stroke of the brush, he could change a smiling face to a frowning one."

Small boy :

"So can my mother!"

A mother lion woke up to find her cub chasing a hunter around a tree.
"Junior! ", she scolded, " Don't play with your food "

At The Barber's

Customer :

"Part my hair exactly in the middle".

Barber :

"I'll have to put one hair out,sir", replied he, looking closely at him. "You have five!"

In A Public Garden

A Gentleman :

"Madam, what do you mean by letting your child snatch off my wig ? "

The Lady :

" Your wig?! Oh, thank goodness! I was afraid that he had scalped you."

On A River Bank

First Fisherman :

" The trout I caught was that long! I never saw such a fish!"

Second Fisherman :

" I believe your last remark."

In The Woods

Smart :

" look, here's a lion's track"

Smarter :

"Good! You go and see where it went, and I'll go and see where it came from" !!

In The Bush

Kangaroo :

" Where's the baby?"

Mother Kangaroo :

" Good heavens! My pocket's been picked!"