How to keep a healthy level of Insanity!
Hello! Now I know this has absolutly NOTHING to do with CATS, but I think you can deal with it. I got this as a forward from my lovely frind Cassie, and it's SO freakin funny. This is dedicated to my friend Jessika, cuz she showed me this first, and I promised her to put it on my sight.
How to keep a healthy level of Inasnity
- At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars, and see if they stop
- Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice
- Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that
- Put your garbage can on your desk and label it
- Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso
- In the memo field of all your checks, write
- Finish all your sentences with
- Specify that your drive-through order is
- Sing along at the opera
- Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't ryme
- Put mosquito netting around your work area, and play a tape of jungle sounds all day
- Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood
- Have your coworkers address you by your wrestling name, Rock Hard Kelly
- When the money comes out the ATM, scream
- Tell your children over dinner.