200 Questions- Me and alissa filled this out...as u can see! read and enjoy!
1. What brand of toothpaste? nasty kind, Alissa: Granny Kind
2. Shampoo Conditioner in one or separate? Serperate, Alissa: Seperated
3. What Brands? the good stuff, Alissa: Stuff that gives u lice
4. What flavor dental floss? fruit punch, Alissa: the kind that taste like it came out of the garbage
5. Do you roll your socks or pull them up? i leave em, Alissa: dont wear em if u have to go to the trouble of deciding
6. Toilet paper: wad or fold? Dunno I never really thought about it, Alissa: i dont know
7. Do you know Donald Ducks middle name? Does he have one?, Alissa: Goofy
8. Favorite color? Red pink, Alissa: Blue
9. Summer footwear: sandals or nothing? sandals, Alissa: nothing
10. Apples, oranges, or bananas? oranges, Alissa: apples if they r sliced cause i dont like the skin
11. Lefty or righty? lefty, Alissa: righty
12. Glass is half-empty or half-full? Half-full, Alissa: i dont get it
13. Bleh or blah? Blah, Alissa: blah blah
14. What do you like about yourself? Absolutely nothing, Alissa: Im beautiful there is no hiding it
15. Would you ever wear Taz boxers? Sure, Alissa: if they look feminine
16. Do you sing in the shower? no, Alissa: Yeah if the song is stuck in my head
17. Do you talk to your pet? yep, Alissa: Yep
18. Do you talk to yourself? yeah i have no friends, Alissa: Not out loud
19. Do you have a secret crush on your dentist? thats just gross, Alissa: uh havent seen him in awhile, dont remember what he looks like
20. Do you know your mailman/woman's name? No we get a new one everyday, Alissa: No
21. Do you give your mailman/woman a gift on Xmas? No, Alissa: i dont know there name
22. Do you have 11 toes? Nope I have 12, Alissa: no 10
23. What is the lamest pick up line you've ever used? I don't use them, Alissa: Did it hurt when u fell from heaven?
24. Would you ever buy/use a pink pen? Of course! Alissa: sure
25. Would you ever buy ANYTHING pink? Yeah, Alissa: yes
26. Mickey Mouse or Bugs Bunny? Mickey Mouse, Alissa: Mickey mouse
27. Do you think Daffy Duck is hot? Heck yeah!, Alissa: Hes a duck
28. Would you ever recite poetry to a girl? I am a girl...and i guess this is for guys!?! Just a guess, Alissa: If it was a class assignment
29. What color nail polish/lipstick would you wear? Rainbow, Alissa: everyone
30. Do you bite your lip when you're nervous? no, I bite my nails, Alissa: No i eat when im nervous
31. Would you skip school if you had a huge zit between your eyes on picture day? No, use a lil makeup, ok use a lot of makeup..., Alissa: I would want to but my mom wouldnt let me
32. Do tight jeans make guys look gay? Yeah sure, Alissa: Not if they are a nice athletic bodied cowboy, you shouldnt judge them by their jeans
33. How do you take mascara off? I get water and take it of, Alissa: take a shower
34. Would a girl wearing blue/green mascara turn you on? Yeah baby, Alissa: A guy wearing it would
35. Do you know HOW to figure out bra size? No, Alissa: says "try on bras find the size that works for u if something flops out then its not for u"
36. Would you ever wear lip gloss? Yeah, Alissa: depends on the flavor
37. What's better: gummi sweettarts or sweettart gum? Gummy sweet tarts =9, Alissa: I never heard of those
38. M&MS or Skittles? Peanuts plz, Alissa: Skittles
39. Do you go to public places with your mom, and actually TALK to her? Yeah is that bad? Alissa: says "I hug her too"
40. What is 1+1? Alissa says "27" I say 2
41. What is your favorite holiday? Christmas, Alissa: Christmas
42. Pick one: RuPaul or Dennis Rodman: who the heck?, Alissa: i think i heard of dennis so i pick him
43. How old are you? 16, Alissa: 13
44. How old do you WANT to be? 90!, Alissa: 21 so i can get down and dirty
45. Where do you want to live? On a nude beach, Alissa: Where the buffalo roam
46. Where do you want to go? Nude beach, Alissa: nude beach
47. Who do you want to meet? Shawn Miller, Alissa: Ronnie Patterson
48. Do you like Kool-Aid? No, kind of gross, Alissa: king of slimy taste
49. Does pine-sol smell good? I drink it, it taste yummy, Alissa: I never smelled it but i like the lady on the commericals
50. What are your favorite pizza toppings? Pepperoni, Alissa: cheese
51. Do you like toast? French, Alissa: u cant handle my jelly
52. Do you still carve pumpkins? yes, Alissa: my momma helps me
53. Do you still leave cookies & milk out for Santa? Yep, Alissa: yes every year but my dad eats em before santa gets there
54. Have you lost all your (baby) teeth? Yea, Alissa: im not sure
55. Have your wisdom teeth seen light yet? I forget what they are, Alissa: i dont understand
56. Clear or colored? Colored whut...? naughty naughty, Alissa: no I prefer FLAVORED
57. When your dentist asked, what flavor fluoride did you pick? Strawberry but i dont like it, Alissa: strawberry
58. Where is your hand right NOW? wouldnt u like to know, Alissa: touchin my hurt finger
59. What is better: your right ear or left pinky? left pinky :), Alissa: right ear
60. Okay or O'tay? Otay, Alissa: Otay bc i luv that movie the lil rascals
61. French poodle or french kiss? With who may i ask?, Alissa: French poodle if im alone and french kiss if i got a guy and he looks good
62. Are 2 x 4s really 2 inches by 4 inches? No i dont know, goodness math drives me crazy, Alissa: no bc at the first one it dont say inches
64. Do you have a 2 x 4 or a 1 x 2? um i dont get it, Alissa: wood
65. Do you know your parents' birthdays/ages? Yeah, Alissa: yes
66. Do you know your siblings birthdays/ages? Ya, Alissa: wat siblings, jk
67. Does your grandma tell you she is 29? No but she looks it, Alissa: awwwwwwww gransta that brings a tear to my eye
68. Have you ever used colored white-out? No, Alissa: thats why its white out not coloredo out
69. What do you think of Smurfette? a wut uh? Alissa: girl smurf
70. What is your favorite book? the bible silly, Alissa: bible
71. How does a cabin far, far away, with a fire, candles, and the one you love sound? What if we were making out and my hair went into the candles, Alissa: well u could accidently roll into the fire, not good for ur skin
72. Salmon or Cod? ewww, Alissa: codliver is that what u mean
73. Crab or Lobster? seafood makes me barf, Alissa: i dont like though shell things i dont know how to get em open
74. What sounds better: Up or down? Up, Alissa: if u mean elevator, down cause u can go more places
75. What sounds better: sideways or sidewards? Sideways, Alissa: first of all sidewards aint proper english, but this thang it like should be like its x rated cause its talking about the big S
76. Ok, NOW where is your hand? Like i said wouldnt u like to know, Alissa: in my nose, i caught a big one this time
77. Describe the best day of your life. A good day, Alissa: but like the day i guess u would say the day you are born to you because you got to live
78. Broom or mop? broom i like to smack people in the butt wit it, Alissa: Well i guess uwould have to say with the broom because you pretend u was a witch when u was lil
79. What is your favorite word? Num num, Alissa: you
80. Free! Don't have to answer this since there is no question. yayness
81. What is your full name? Ashley Danielle Baldridge, Alissa: Alissa Megan Baldridge my dad has a gun and we got a dog and 2 cats and they will rip u up! try and mess wit me
82. What do you wish your name was? Ashley, Alissa: Chicken
83. Describe your kinkiest fantasy. _____ we cannot answer this, Alissa: that is secret
84. What is the weirdest middle name you've ever heard? kinky, Alissa: edwardo
85. Are your feet the same size? uh im pretty sure they r, Alissa: how can they get in the shoes
86. Cassettes or CDs? CDs, Alissa: cds
87. Is watching "How The Grinch Stole Christmas" a tradition in your home? YES IT IS, Alissa: Yeah and i luv jim carey in that awesome naked green hair
88. What are your Christmas traditions? Put up a tree around thanksgiving, then we watch movies and listen to good music too and have a family dinners, and that goes for alissa too, we sing the wonderful song happy new year too
89. How do you open your envelopes: tear or cut? Just rip it open!, Alissa: just open it
90. 10 more to go, are you bored? 10 my bootie, Alissa: im trying to watch tv
91. Do you like onions? NO!!!, Alissa: THOSE R THE WORST THINGS AND I WILL NEVER EAT ANYTHING THAT HAS EM IN THEM
92. What would you name your band, if you had one? No comment, Alissa: midnight and red light pledge
93. Have you ever worn a dress? Like DUH, Alissa: mm hmm
94. Did you know that if you talk into a vent, someone in a nearby room will hear you? How cool, Alissa: yeah bc me and ash did it before
95. Frogs or toads? I like to kiss frogs, specially kermie!!, Alissa: i dont like things that hop
96. Do you believe in making a wish at 11:11? Never heard of that, Alissa: never heard of it
97. 8 or 3? 8, Alissa: 8 or 3 for whut
98. How long can you hula-hoop for? Forever im great at it, Alissa: a long time
99. Did you know Dave is AWESOME? Dont know a dave, Alissa: dave whom?
100. You made it. Do you love me now? Yeah im madly deeply in luv with u, Alissa: we got a long time to go
101. Did you ever eat crayons when you were little? Nope not that i know of, Alissa: yea
102. On your last birthday, what did you wish for? I cant remember, Alissa: a chocolate cake
103. Do you know all the words to the National Anthem? Most of it, Alissa: no
104. Is watching the Superbowl a party in your house? No i dont like it, Alissa: i really dont understand football
105. Are you going to name your son Elvis? In honor of the gransta, Alissa: in honor of the king, long live the king
106. If not, what? not sure, Alissa: wutever the man of the house decides
107. What about your daughter? dont know, Alissa: its 10 o clock do u knwo where ur children are?
108. Describe your most embarrassing moment. I have embarrased myself quite a few times, Alissa: when i flew across the hall cause i got tripped
109. Do you read tabloids? wuts that, Alissa: when ur going throught the grocery line
110. Did you ever find Bugs Bunny attractive when he put on a dress and played? um no, Alissa: i never watched it
111. Do you like cotton candy? Yep, Alissa: yes i luv the way it dissolves in ur mouth
112. Do you suffer from cramps? Its a killer, Alissa: its nothing to be embarrassed about
113. Do you have that not-so-fresh feeling? nope, Alissa: i feel fresh as a daisy
114. Favorite food? Chocolate why not, Alissa: frozen pizza
115. What would be the first thing you would do if you won the lottery? go shopping, Alissa: go shopping
116. Ribbed or plain? ribbed jeans? Alissa:jeans
117. "Lala" or "Skittle de bop du wop"? Skittle de bop du wop, Alissa: i like music
118. Apple pie or cherry pie? GROSS, Alissa: apple
119. Pepsi or Coke? Pepsi, Alissa: coke
120. Strawberry or Vanilla? Strawberry, Alissa: vanille
121. Favorite movie? coyote ugly, Alissa: lil rascals
122. Favorite Actor? Shane west, Alissa: barney
123. Favorite Actress? Julia Roberts, Alissa: baby bop
124. Cheerios or corn flakes? honey nut, Alissa: Cheerios
125. Panty hose or thigh-highs? neither, Alissa: eww they fill funny
126. Do you shave your legs? yes, Alissa: on special occasion jk
127. Midnight or mid-day? Midnight woo!, Alissa: yeah
128. Hope or Billy? Whom, Alissa: billy is a guy hope is a girl
129. Cottonball or Q-tip? cottonball, Alissa: ear
130. Dry or lubricated? :P, Alissa: no one wants to hear about it
131. Fast or slow? Fast, Alissa: I eat fast
132. Hard or soft? Alissa: Soft taco
133. Yogurt or ice-cream? Ice cream, Alissa: oh yeah ice cream
134. Spoon or fork? spork, Alissa: i have never seen a spork
135. Are you crying right now? yes indeed, Alissa: if u think about it thats all
136. Fling or flick? Fling, Alissa: fling cause u can get ur groove on
137. Look at your middle finger, on your right hand, what do you see? nothing, Alissa: wrinkly things
138. Look to your left, what do you see? I see alissa, Alissa: a def leppard cd
139. Look to your right, what do you see? a window, Alissa: ashley
140. Who is at your house right now? My mom dad and alissa, Alissa: same cept ashley
141. Are your legs crossed right now? No, Alissa: actually im standing up but they r crossed but in a way u have to go potty
142. Do a few twirls, are you dizzy now? nope, Alissa: u have to do a few hundred
143. Favorite song? dont wanna try dont want try no more, its been a rough road baby just let go, Alissa: shock the monkey darling dont u monkey with the monkey
144. Boxers or briefs? Boxers, Alissa: on whom
145. Tootsie pops or blowpops? Blowpops, Alissa: blowpops
146. Big Red, Juicy Fruit, or Doublemint? Juicy fruit!, Alissa: big red
147. Do you like to fish? No its very boring, Alissa: as a pet but not to eat
148. Is your grandpa cool? yep coolest person on the planet, Alissa: yep
149. Does your grandpa bore you with long stories? Nope his r funny, Alissa: sumtimes but not boring
150. Do you snore? No, Alissa: yes
151. Describe how your breath smells right now. minty fresh, Alissa: um no
152. If you were a girl, would you rather be "Matilda" or "Alexis." I am a girl, and I like my name, Alissa: i would rather be alexis bc u can like use different nicknames
153. Does it taste good? yep, Alissa: does whut
154. Do you lick your envelopes or use a sponge? lick, Alissa: neither
155. Do you chew on pens/pencils? no, Alissa: when im hungry
156. What is your favorite comic (like in the paper!) dunt read em, Alissa: me neither
157. Acting class or class act? Acting class, Alissa: class act
158. Upside-down or downside-up? up side down round and round, Alissa: downside up
159. What's up? not much how bout u, Alissa: yummu
160. What does "GROWL TIGER" make you think of? ME!!!!! roar!, Alissa: school
161. What does this -> .dm,'fglkserhngjkqb; make you think of? ur face, Alissa: sleep
162. Blondes or brunettes? brunettes, Alissa: brunettes
163. Push or pull? push, Alissa: pull
164. If a door says pull, do you automatically push? No, Alissa: if it says pull why wouldnt u pull
165. Do you even read those door things? nooo comment. Alissa: i dont get it, they r on the door
166. Do spiders scare you? OH YES!!, Alissa: yep
167. What does? SPIDERS, Alissa: chicken is stuck to the pan
168. Did you know I was scared of FROGS when I was a baby? yes, Alissa: no
169. What was your first word? I dont remember, Alissa: No
170. What was your first phrase? DUnno, Alissa: uh huh
171. What can you not pronounce? nothing, Alissa: dunno
172. Did you know my phone just rang? no Alissa: no
173. Is your phone ringing? not at the moment, Alissa: no
174. What's your phone number? 9293985984020720936498 , Alissa: 6729
175. Do you eat your toe-nails? GROSS, Alissa: i like em wit toe jam and toe fungis
176. Are you in drag right now? shhh...., Alissa: a whuta
177. WalMart or Kmart? walmart, Alissa: walmart cause k mart is going out of business
178. Jim Carrey or Mariah Carey? Mariah, Alissa: jim cause i like him in the green suit
179. How many REAL push-ups can you do? 1/2, Alissa: real
180. How many fake push-ups can you do? about 2, Alissa: as in u dont even do em
181. Go run a mile. You have ten minutes. Are you tired now? Nope, i have to run soon 4 miles...not good, Alissa: yep
182. Does your bike have 2 wheels? yes, Alissa: 7
183. Are they flat? yes probbly, Alissa: yes
184. Can you do a hand-stand? in the pool, Alissa: yes
185. Front or back? front, Alissa: front
186. Walk backwards for 5 steps. Stop. Turn around. Nunya business. Alissa: 825
187. Are you on fire right now? yes!! ahhhh!!!, Alissa: yes im so hot, its a crime cause im so hot i will probably get arrested
188. If I give you a piece of paper, what are the odds of you not eating it? slim, Alissa: 37
189. Sprite or 7-up? Sprite, Alissa: 7 up
190. Mug RootBeer or Dr. Pepper? Dr. pep, Alissa: anythin with beer in it is fine by me
191. Bambi or Thumper? Bambi, Alissa: i always thought humper was so cute
192. Do you think Flower is hot? oh baby yeah!, Alissa: smelly thing
193. If I told you to jump off a bridge, would you? maybe, Alissa: if it was high i wouldnt
194. Would you lick Prince's feet for $5? nah, Alissa: never heard of him
195. Do you know there are people who would do that for free? cool, Alissa: suprise suprise wut has life come to
196. Umm. can you count how many questions are left? a lot! Alissa: 4
197. Is your left pinky right-handed? no, Alissa: its asexual
198. 5+7+8-1234569%555x3=? dunno, Alissa: 5
199. If you had 5 dollars, went to the store to buy 1 apple for 50 cents, but they were out, how many apples would you have? wild gues 10, Alissa: 0
200. Do you know how many calories you burn when you do the wild thing? tons!, Alissa: do you ride a horse????
