Dear Santa,

I accept all major credit cards.

This is going to have something else in the near future. (Sounds promising:)
For now, instead, it has:

My Christmas List (it is never too early)

dvd player
eyeglasses
infinite computers
Gift Certificates and money
magazines - maximum pc, 2600, cosmo?
100,000 volt stun gun
super bright led keychain light
Small Caribbean island
Halogen lamp
Clothes
Manual focus Cannon camera
Polaroid film
$1million in small unmarked bills
good books
massage
long walks on the beach... err, n/m
a beach
scented lotion
nice black high back computer chair on rollers
this: http://www.thinkgeek.com/electronics/audio/5a15/
that: http://www.thinkgeek.com/tshirts/frustrations/31fb/
El Dorado - starring John Wayne (not the new
digital camera - 3+ megapixels, optical zoom, takes AA batteries, flash, good pic quality
Redken smooth down butter treatment (conditioner)