The Big Happy Guy Shrine!

This Page is now a dedicated ARM WRESTLING page, I am the man on the left, and my uncle Ian is on the right. Looks like I'm beating him! =) Back in the good old days (around November 1997) an excellent macho sexy hunk (I think they call him John Gamble and he is a real dero) decided to create the best web page ever. For some really bad reason ( he blamed Angelfire for it) the pictures didn't turn up on this page, so it was scrapped. Now that fat lard John Gamble is at it again!

<Q>Firstly who is John gamble?

<A>Nice guy, played a few hands of poker with him every once in a while!

 

<Q>Where does he live?

<A>Far away in a far far land with many fairies and pixies!

 

<Q>For all you single girls out there! Is he free?

<A>For some reason he won't answer ( just can't be bothered ).

"why I removed Chi Toh Lo's picture of Willie Wang:"

After a long legal battle with Slow Joe Crow, it was decided that my web page was causing racial descrimination against a certain fellow "William Wang" therefore, to satisfy Slow Joe Crow I had 2 take it odd =( enjoy the tellie stubbie anyway!!!

 

Let's have fun with a few pictures now!

Screw that, I can't be bothered!

Well, hopefully thease Slack jawed yokels turn out!

This man is not good, do not consider him as a role model (he's a slack jawed yokel).When the world comes to an end I do not wish for any 'Slack Jawed Yokels to be conserved! Well, that's all from me. e-mail me @ gambles@ozemail.com.au OR chief_sternum@mailexcite.com (please,I'm really lonely out here)!

So that's why the cowboy above (Garth Brooks) is holding his ear!

I'm working on a web ring! To reach sites on my ring look below.You can alsoJoin my ring if you want!

random site in my ring

next site in my ring

previous site in my ring

PLEASE NOTE: This page was made to offend most viewers! Especially the sissy baby ones who go off crying to their daddy's after viewing my site.NO I'M NOT TRYING TO OFFEND YOU TYSON!

Lam, don't say I haven't updated my page, this may be the first time in the past few years, but it's a start!

one thing I cannot put up with are hippies, they ask for burrido's in bigger bags, salted chips and other stupid things!

Here's a pic of one! (I got him from the Apple think different ad)

I don't usually call people FAT, but after seeing this THING I decided to call him FAT, FATTY FAT FAT, FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT!

Let's look into the creation of this BEAST! Once upon a time, there was a poor farmer named bill (Bill Clinton, I suppose). Him, and his wife had a baby boy one day

Named Joe - Joe the axe murderer. One day, while murdering people with axes, Joe (who is also a janitor) stuck some people's guts together, which formed "THIS THING"

This guy is useful for one thing, hitting with wet towels, if you ever meet him, I suggest you indulge yourself, and slap him with a wet towel!!

Now for a picture of Bob Downe, you will note that I have a lot of variety in my pictures!

Come back every week for a new picture of this hunk!!!

I say Lam Perry's a real champion

For all you single girls looking for a COOL guy, e-mail him!! (BobDowne@Gay.Net.au)

His father's name is Bob Downe, he's a GROOVEY singer!!!

The thing you must admire about a man like this is his strides!! They're almost heshen, aren't they!

He told me not to call him fat, so I won't go into that business!! Enough for now, I'll be leaving now!! (Remember to e-mail Lam!!)

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