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You MIGHT Be A Netaholic If...

  • You find yourself staring for hours at your INBOX waiting for new e-mail to arrive.

  • Your home page is advertised on a bumper sticker on your car
    ...as a link.

  • You stay up late every night waiting for your wife and children to fall asleep so you can go online.

  • Everyone you know asks why your phone line is always busy
    ...and you're seriously considering getting a second phone line.

  • Your kids start referring to you as "that guy in front of the monitor."

  • You decide to stay in college for an additional year or two just so you can have the free Internet access.

  • You finally decide to give up smoking
    ...for the health of your computer.

  • You don't know the real first names of any of your closest friends.

  • You tell the cab driver you live at http://123.elm.street/house/bluetrim.html.

  • You get a tatoo that says "This body best viewed with Netscape 4.5 or higher."

  • You turn off your modem and get this awful empty feeling like you just pulled the plug on a loved one.




    And last but not least, you just  MIGHT  be a Netaholic if...

  • You read all of Netaholics and you still don't understand why they're funny.


Send me  your Netaholic "symptoms"
and I'll be adding them as soon as possible to the list!



Sexy Lines from the Star Wars Trilogy

Actual Movie Lines


Star Wars:

5."Luke, at that speed do you think you'll be able to pull out in time?"
4. "You've got something jammed in here real good."
3. "Sorry about the mess..."
2. "Look at the size of that thing!"
1. "She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid."

 
The Empire Strikes Back:

5. "Size matters not. Judge me by my size, do you?"
4. "But now we must eat. Cum, good food, cumm..."
3. "Possible he came in through the south entrance."
2. "And I thought they smelled bad on the outside!"
1. "Control, control! You must learn control!"

 
Return of the Jedi:

5. "You're a jittery little thing, aren't you?" (Leia)
4. "I never knew I had it in me." (C3PO)
3. "Grab me, Chewie. I'm slipping -- hold on. Grab it, almost...you almost got it. Gently now, all right, easy, easy, hold me, Chewie. Chewie!" (Han) with "A little higher, just a little higher." (Lando)
2. "Back door, huh? Good idea!" (Han)
1. "

Hey, Luke, thanks for coming after me -- now I owe you one." (Han)




Puerto Rico / The Next Generation