Initiation Sacrament

Note to Great Chicken follower, this isn't the Mexican border, not everyone can come in. You must say yes to all of these:
1) You will reject Hanson and all Hanson related activities.
2) You will believe in the 10 Commandments of the Great Chicken. (optional)
3) You believe Roastbeef is the creator of Mac's and anything Apple computers.
4) You will harass and annoy all vegetarians and anti-Great Chickens.
5) You believe that the TV director of Old Navy is Satan.
6) You will believe 'Playstation' sounds like a masturbation technique.
7) You will believe the French suck. (shouldn't be to hard)

I also am going to allow polygamy, that is, us guys get to have all the wives we want! Cool huh? I call first dibs on Leelee Sobieski, Jeri Ryan, and the cast from the movie "Jawbreaker."

My plans also include a more incentive into joining up with me. I've noticed in most religions, it pretty much states that we are all going to hell, and nothing is stopping it. You may live your life as a saint, but you are still going to hell. In the Great Chicken Religion, you all still are going to hell. However, my hell consists not of fire and brimstone, but of a big-ass multiplayer Doom and Quake game. Instead of being tortured, you'll be blowing up your friends with a chaingun or rocket. It's the lesser of two evils by my standards!