Ideas for World Domination

Worldwide domination has been tried many times. Usually, a country will use the military to gain territory. Yet, all attempts have failed. Alexander failed, Attila failed, Napoleon, Caesar, and Hitler all failed. Genghis Kahn came close, but his empire fell also. My technique of control relates to the Western-Europe Communist despotism ways. Full control of the world means total power. Enjoy my plans! Tears for Fears song "Everybody Want to Rule the World" I find appropriate for the background.

PLAN A: OPERATION SUPPLY & DEMAND
1) Buy up all the nickels, dimes, and quarters in the United States.
2) The government would rely on pennies - which are mainly made out of zinc.
3) Plan a. After a shortage of zinc, pennies would require copper.
With copper pennies, there would be less ammo in the world, perfect to take over, but ...
4) Plan b. At cold season, cough drops would require zinc for any use.
The demand for zinc for products would boost zinc prices.
5) The stock market increases so much, we have a second Depression.
6) The people would turn to immediate actions for help, like Germany after WWI.
7) We kiss up to the public, and blame non-Chickenists!

While they are fighting over zinc control, we melt the iron currency into weapons and take Washington. Bing Bang, we got ourselves a country. It's a win - win situation! We can't lose!

PLAN B: OPERATION CHILD COMMUNISM
1) J. Edgar Hoover said, 'Whoever controls the youth, controls the future.'
2) The average American family has 2.8 children, let's round it to 3.
3) I will build a car with 3 front seats so each kid gets 'shotgun'.
4) Each seat would be built on top of the other, so it is possible for windows.
5) I will engrave "The Great Chicken is our Savior" on the dashboard.

After the children grow up, I will have brainwashed them to do what I want!
After the old die off, I will control the entire world population!!!

PLAN C: OPERATION CONVERSION
1) We won WWII using "island hopping", taking only important territory.
2) If I can convert Bill Gates, Ted Turner, and Bill Clinton, I have the world.
3) I can convert the masses by having Bill Gates flash something in Windows98.
4) I will force everyone convert to the Great Chicken, by taking off all TV.
5) I will have the entire US military at my fingertips, just in case of troublemakers.

All this is possible using corrupt values with free enterprising as a pawn in the World Wide Global Domination!!!
I am surprised no one ever tried this.