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Talking Endlessly is a Screen saver inspired by the
Microschrott's Marquee saver. If you like blonde jokes, this is
for you! Be forewarned that many of the jokes are of adult nature.
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YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN INTERNET ADDICT WHEN.........
You refer to going to the bathroom as downloading...............
Your nightmares are in HTML and GIFS.............
You start introducing yourself as "Jim at net.com".............
Your heart races faster and beats irregularly each time you
see a new WWW site address on TV...............
Your wife drapes a blond wig over your monitor to remind you
of what she looks like...............
All of your friends have an @ in their names............
When looking at a web page full of someone else's links,
you notice all of them are already highlighted in purple..............
Your dog has its own home page.............
You can't call your mother... She doesn't have a modem..............
Your husband tells you that he has had the beard for 2 months..................
You wake up at 3 a.m. to go to the bathroom and stop and
check your e-mail on the way back to bed.....................
You write yourself e-mail to see how it looks...12 times!................
You tell the kids they can't use the computer because
"Daddy's has work to do" -- even though you don't have a job..............
You get a tattoo that says "This body best viewed with
Netscape 3.0 or higher."................
You search the net for jokes for your page!.......
