10 Commandments
Hey-
This part of our web page was put together by RONAN. Jesse's doesn't take any blame for it. Just kidding. This is something Ronan just put together one day when he was fishing. If you haven't figured out what this really is by the end, then good luck with life my friend.
So, without further adieu, here is the coveted:
10 Commandments For Being A Hanson Fan
I.
If you are female you must appreciate Hanson not only for their
good looks but for there musical talent as well, but if you are male you
must appreciate Hanson for there musical talent and try not get to jealous
of there luck with the ladies no matter how incredibly hard it may seem to
not.
II.
Treat thy neighbor as thyself, except for those dang anti-Hanson guys.
III.
Shun from giving marriage proposals, especially you guys out there.
IV.
If you see Hanson performing at a concert or something like that
shun for screaming at the top of your lungs at them because they might just
scream back and usually when people scream at me at the top of their lungs
it is not for such a good reason.
V.
If you ever get a chance to meet or talk with Hanson shun from
saying, "Umm....er.....I.....a....you.....umm.....I....a.....hi," and sound
like a total goober or, "Oh my god! It's like you guys! I like totally
think you are so like totally cool! This is like totally cool! Oh my god!,"
and sound like a total spaz. Instead sound appreciative, friendly, and most
of all, don't say something stupid. There are plenty of kids out there who
would die to meet them, so don't blow it.
VI.
You must memorize all survival Hanson information and must not
believe gossip about Hanson because after all it is only gossip.
VII.
Shun from favoring one Hanson greatly over the others. It's okay to
have a favorite but just remember one thing: Each Hanson brings his own
special talent to the group. Without each other they are not Hanson.
VIII.
Respect their decisions. If they choose to do an out of country
tour let them, if they choose to braid their hair let them, and if Ike and
Tay think Emma Bunton (Baby Spice of the Spice Girls), Pamela Lee Anderson
(Baywatch), or Jewel (ya' know her!) are attractive let them think so.
(Quick note to female viewers: You may be puzzled as to why they might like
Emma or Pamela Lee well some guys just find them somewhat attractive.
Okay! Just kidding.)
IX.
Shun from affiliate Hanson with the following words:
Scrumptious, delicious, savory, luscious, ambrosial, delectable, and tasty.
It just makes me physically sick when someone does.
X.
Don't drink and drive. (Author's note: I know this really doesn't
have anything to do with Hanson I just couldn't think up anything else and
it is a good rule to follow.)
Hint: For the most part, this thing is a joke!
