WHY!

• For eating peas one at a time.
• For being liked by his parents.
• For being his soul mate.
• For having been with and DUMPED BY!!! Newman.
• For suggesting he share her toothbrush.
• For shushing him in front of the TV.
• For not tasting his pie.
• For not giving him a massage.
• For possibly having fake breasts.
• For not kissing on the third date.
• For being too altrustic.
• For appearing to own only one dress.
• For having man hands.
• For having bad taste in commercials.
• For laughing too strangely.
• For not laughing at all.

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