Sdrasvweetyee malcheekee! Sdrasvweetyee dyevochkee! Smatree v menya okno...

Right, I don't remember the rest, but you get the general idea.

No? You don't? How about if I repeat that in English? Yes, you'd like that? Well then,

Hello boys! Hello girls! Look in my window...

Doesn't sound as catchy in English, but I'm sure it could be set to music.

Why do foreigners in morives always speak English when they are alone? Like in Hunt for the Red October, the Russians speak English, with various accents until they are boarded by the Americans!

Kinda makes you wonder, doesn't it? Do they do that in real life? Are other languages just an elaborate hoax? A really REALLY elaborate hoax?