I really do not see the point of dishes!

Well, okay, I do like to eat off of clean plates, but arrgh! Why do there have to be so bloody many of them? Sixteen cups! 16 cups and there are four people in my family. I did dishes yesterday night, there have been two meals since then! My sister had a friend spend the night, and the friend's mother have breakfast with us. That makes thirteen cups. Where did the other three come from?

And I washed all the spoons, yet this morning my mother (pity the poor woman) had to wash a spoon! Because there were none of the proper size for her grapefruit.

After watching Ever After twice this weekend, I have two things to say. One, how many socks are in the prince's pants? Two, I think I'll have to marry an actor of a Shakespearian troupe, so I can wear a dress like that at my wedding. No, a lovable Shakespearian actor might be hard to find. And I could wear those sort of clothes anyway. And they're probably terribly uncomfortable....

Andrew at benicetobears is quite amusing. Rather fucked up, but then, he's Canadian. That's not a very nice thing to say, I suppose. He's terribly funny, really, but he's messed up too.

Hmm. Cucumbers seems to be a popular band name... I do a search on yahoo for cucumbers, and I get The Cucumbers a band based in Hoboken, and Cucumber Now! a 7 piece ska band based in Easton, Pennsylvania. And all I wanted was a nice picture of a cucumber!

Umm, forget that last. Really. "Wet Wilma - sharing fun times with a cucumber and a dildo. Order her used panties."

Actually, that could be funny.

And, in case you are completely grossed out, here is a nice, safe cucumber information page. B's Cucumber Pages