The Tale of Marcus the Hermaphrodite Mink Once upon a time there was a small, blue weasel, a mink actually, named Marcus. Marcus the Mink, except he preferred to have it spelled 'mynq.' So on his weasel liscense, his name was 'Marcus Mynq.' However, Marcus was a hermaphrodite mink. So under sex he/she got to choose from "M," "F," "H," "B," or "N/A." Marcus chose "H."

So now that he/she had his/her weasel liscense, he/she could join the Ferocious Weasel League.

There was just one problem. The FWL was sexually discriminatory. When Marcus went in for his/her interveiw, the FWL officer asked to see his/her liscense.

The officer, who's name wass Bloggs, looked over Marcus's liscense and asked, "What the fur coat does "H" mean?" Marcus explained, trying to keep from blushing, but the interveiw went downhill from there.

Several weeks later, Marcus received an official letter from the FWL. His/her application had been denied. The reason given was '[I haven't come up with a good reason yet].'Marcus was crushed. He/she moped around his/her burrow for a week and a half. He/she tried calling his/her brother, who had gotten into the FWL, but his/her calls weren't returned. When he/she went out to the lake shore, the other weasels wouldn't look at him/her. Finally, Marcus realized he/she was being discriminated against and called his lawyer....

Come again later for the further adventures of Marcus, the Hermaphrodite Mink. Can you tell that biology class gets a little looooong sometimes?

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