The other day I saw a man. He was wearing a beret, and had a moustache, so I said to him

Voulez-vous couchez avec moi?

He was very startled and his beret fell off. He stared at me and finally said

Mais non, puta!

and walked quickly away from me.

A little old lady, who was walking her cat, overheard the excange and said to me

Quelle domage, pobracita. Try the fellow over there, with the blue shoes.