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Here's some information most of you already knew.

1. I don't check my email often.
2. Erasing email is the primary function of very few email accounts.

With that in mind, please enjoy this email conversation.


Date: Sat, 26 Aug 2000 22:47:26 EDT
From: Moegurl84@aol.com
Subject: BOUT UR SITE!!!
To: strelane@angelfire.com
Message:

1ST OF ALL, UR SITE SUX!!!
SECOND OF ALL U R AN A**
THIRD OF ALL CAN U PLEASE GET A LIFE!!!!
THANX!!!


Date: Tue, 20 Mar 2001 15:03:30 -0800
From: "D K"
Subject: Re: BOUT UR SITE!!!
To: Moegurl84@aol.com
Message:

On Sat, 26 Aug 2000 22:47:26
Moegurl84 wrote:
>1ST OF ALL, UR SITE SUX!!!
>SECOND OF ALL U R AN A**
>THIRD OF ALL CAN U PLEASE GET A LIFE!!!!
>THANX!!!

You sent me the above message on August 26, 2000. You've had almost
seven months to grow intellectually and spiritually. What do you
think of your email now? (I'm trying to decide whether or not the human race is doomed.)

-Damia


Oh, I forgot one -

3. It looks a little off if you respond the same day to an insult from someone you don't know to tell them they have no life.


Date: Tue, 20 Mar 2001 20:40:51 EST
From: Moegurl84@aol.com
Subject: Re: BOUT UR SITE!!!
To: strelane@angelfire.com
Message:

ok, w/e, i cant believe that you have nothing better to do then to keep old
email......ummmm....is it that hard to get a life????
ttyl:)


4. Also, the human race is doomed.