You probably came here because Yahoo said there was a parody. The parody was written by a twelve-year-old in a hurry. Don't say I didn't warn you.

Ew Mutt

You have so many socks in this life
Only one or two will last
You're going through all these left and rights
Then you turn your back and half are gone so fast
And half are gone so fast
So hold on to the ones still whole
Eventually even they will go
When you catch your mutt chewing on your best
Can you stop him from getting to the rest
Can you stop him from getting to the rest
	Ew mutt, ba duba dop
	Bad you mutt, ba duba dop
	Bad you mutt, ba duba dop
	Bad you
	Ew mutt, bad duba dop
	Bad you mutt, ba duba dop
	Bad you mutt, ba duba dop
	Bad you
Plant a seed, planet a flower, plant a rose
You can plant rows and rows of those
It's doubtful that many will get to grow
It's a secret just mutt knows
It's a secret just mutt knows
	(repeat chorus)
In an ew mutt he's gone, In an ew mutt he's not there
In an ew mutt he's gone, In an ew mutt he's not there
He'll be back, but you don't care!
	(repeat chorus)
Can you tell me? Your mutt can but you don't know.
Can you tell me which flower's gonna get to grow?
Can you tell if it's gonna be a daisy or a rose?
Can you tell me which flower's gonna get to grow?
Can you tell me? Your mutt can but you don't know!