My insurance was paid..I'm thankful for that
Seatbelt was worn and snuggly in place
He was all bug-eyed and fit to be tied
When he got up in my face...

"Haven't I pulled you over before"?
I heard him say through clenched jaw
"It seems to be a ritual for you
To keep messing with the law.."

"Another ticket I'll have to write
To help pay for the cruiser I drive
I sure could use a vacation this year
You keep this department alive.."

I paid for his cruiser, his vacation too
I even pay for his child support..
You think I would learn my lesson
As many times as I've been to court!!

Here I go again, flying down US 33
Hair blowing, speeding I just can't stop
Radio cranked and jammin to the tunes
And here comes that damned ol' cop..