Aquitar



If the desert isn’t your thing, then how about water? Forget Kevin Costner, Aquitar is “Waterworld”! While boasting such natural phenomena as the Eternal Falls, Aquitar is a feast for the eyes. But honeymooners beware, this planet is more dangerous to relationships than “Temptation Island”!

While water sports are a big part of this planet’s tourist appeal, verbal sparing ranks as the #1 activity among couples of all ages and races. Couples break up faster than they get together. Beautiful but deadly may be the most accurate description of this water planet.

But despite the numerous attacks by various evil dudes, the planet is usually quite safe due to the efforts of one of the League’s premier Ranger teams. The Big Giant Head even calls Aquitar his temporary home. But don’t let that stop you from coming. It is possible to visit Aquitar and never see hide nor hair (hmm… ) of him.



solitary
surprise
vampires
blame
armed again
unanswered prayers?
water-induced traumatic flashbacks
minutiae
other plans
place
manners
mad




"The Battle"


Note: Text written by Adrienne.