"How can you not think that going to other planets is exciting?
And meeting aliens, and seeing other dimensions, and--"
"And fighting aliens, and being cloned, and getting e-mails from your teammates
that accuse you of sending everything to hell? Yeah, it's one big party."
"Well we're driving down the road doing one night stands
On a big old bus with a million fans
Making money for nothing with the boys in the band
With the girls all screaming, lord they don't understand
That it's a hard, hard way
A hard, hard way
It's a hard way
To make an easy living...
Well you can't convince them that you're working at all
When the hours are short, and the women are tall
So you might as well let them believe that you got it made
Houston to Seattle down to Maryland
And I ain't seen nothing but a Holiday Inn
I like that old song 'I Been Everywhere'
They say that half the fun is just getting there
And it's hard, hard way
A hard, hard way
It's a hard way
To make an easy living...
So if you got a kid that can sing and play guitar
And he wants to be famous and he wants to be a star
Maybe you can turn his cute little head
Let him be a doctor or a lawyer instead
Cause it's a hard, hard way
A hard, hard way
It's a hard way
To make an easy living"
--Bellamy Brothers,
"Hard Way To Make An Easy Living"
The Battle