KO-35

Contrary to popular opinion, the “35” in KO-35 does not stand for the number of times the planet has been overrun and abandoned. But the resilient Kerovans have proved harder to get rid of than cockroaches – even Dark Spectre can’t run them off, despite their lack of a full Ranger team.

And don’t let the seemingly simple agricultural lifestyle on KO-35 fool you. This small, out-of-the-way colony is on the cutting edge of artificial intelligence technology. And it’s just the place to acquire the latest in sun-streaked hairdos that are all the rage now.

Don’t be alarmed by any flying objects you may see – telekinesis is practiced by many of the inhabitants. And while the planet is safe, unless you want your child to disappear and become the next monarch of evil, all children should be accompanied by a gun-toting adult at all times.