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All of a sudden Zac yelled in a disgusted tone, "How come you're so harry! You're getting more hairy by the minute!"
Sundai and Zac started cracking up.
"Zac! Shutup!" Taylor yelled.
"Uh...see...what he means is...uh...you know how stupid means cool and bad means good? Well...hairy means..."Ike's voice trailed of.
"PRETTY",yelled Taylor,"hairy means pretty!"
"Yeah and you are the most harriest person I have ever seen!" Ike said.

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"Look its none of your damn business so back off bitch!" Melissa shocked just stood there. Was he hurting Vanessa? She thought. "What are you doing to Vanessa. I sware if you hurt her....." James quickly covered her mouth. "Look you just worry about Melissa ok?" he said slamming her harder against the wall. She slowly shook her head and James let go. He started to walk out of the room when he stopped again. "Oh yeah. If you say anything I mean anything I promise you will regret it. I guess I'm just gonna have to work on what I did to Vanessa on you."
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"A Summer With You"

"Thanks for your help," she said as she looked up to see who was helping her. "Oh my goodness!" Karen said as she looked up. She said that because Isaac Hanson was the one who had helped her, and Taylor and Zachary were right behind her.
"‘Oh my goodness’, what?" asked Zac.
"Nothing, I just never looked at who was helping me before," she managed to get out, while still bathing her sister’s wrists and forehead with water.
"Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh," Melissa started to moan.
"Oh good, she's starting to come back to life," said Zac.
"Zac, don’t tease, this is serious!" Tay snapped at Zac.
"Karen?" said Melissa
"I’m here, Melissa. Are you okay?"
"I’m fine, but my head hurts so bad, I feel like I could faint again."

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Will You Still Love Me?

Here's a part from Chapter 2
"Ivy, what are you going to say to Hasnon when you meet them?" We were sitting at a booth in Taco Bell. I was eating a chicken soft taco, while Ivy was scarfing down three double deckers.
"I'll be like 'I love you Taylor!' That's all I'll have to say because he'll say, 'Oh, Ivy, I love you too! Will you marry me?' " Ivy said.
"Dream on, you dork!" I said throwing a peice of cheese at her, while laughing.

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NESO (Never Ending Soap Opera)

Would you like some tea? Zac asks for the Barbie in a girlish voice.
Oh, yes. That would be delightful,” Taylor says for Ike (Doll) in a deep voice.
Ike walks into the room then, a book in his hand.
Oh, my God! he screams when he sees Zac and Taylor crowded around the Dreamhouse. What the hell is wrong with you two?
We’re playing BARBIES, Zac says. B-A-R-B-I-E-S. He holds up a doll that has a hamburger in its hand. Would you like fries with that, stud? he says in a sultry voice.
You two have lost it, he says, shaking his head and walking out of the room.
Now where were we? Zac asks for the Barbie. Oh yes............................

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Conundrum
(The peroids stand for missing parts.)

"And just when will Hercules be returning?"
"I don't know," Ben snapped. "Why don't you wait and see? And I wouldn't call him that to his face. He has a short temper."
"Well, you won't tell me your names. What am I supposed to call you? Hey You 1 and Hey You 2? Besides, he's built like Hercules." ........................
"I guess that makes you Xena," the kid said, laughing........................
"How long has it been?" Ben asked anxiously ........................
Neil suddenly remembered Ben had asked him a question. Before he could answer, the kid sitting on the bed turned from the television and spoke.
"It's been exactly six minutes since you last asked that question, Xena," Zac said with a smile. "Are you always this hyper, or just when you kidnap innocent children?" ........................
"I told you not to call me that!" Ben snapped angrily at Zac. "Why don't you just shut up for a while and give us a break?"

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Changes

"Where's Zac mom?" asked Ike.
Before she could answer her son they all heard Zac's loud voice coming down the stairs.
"We're going to the beach today, HOORAY!!! We're going to the beach today, HOORAY HOORAY!!!!" he sang as he entered the kitchen.
"Happy Zac?"
"Of course mom.......I'm always happy to be going to the beach!"
"Good, now you and Ike need to eat some cereal and then you all can go."
"No problem man......give me the Capn' Crunch"

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Broken Silence

(This scene is in a grave yard, and they are holding a seance)

"I really have to scratch my nose," he whined.
"Shh," Tay whispered. He was really getting into this, and wanted to contact Gretchen.
Zac scratched his nose with his shoulder.
"Better?" Genesis whispered.
"Yeah," he answered.
"Ok. Gretchen. Are you here? Give us a sign."
Suddenly lightning struck the tree behing Zac. He and Genesis screamed and they jumped up. Zac started to run.
"Zac come back!" Ike called.
Zac stopped and turned around, but not in time. He ran into a tree and fell to the ground.
"Zac!" Genesis cried. She ran to him. He was fine, but had a headache.
The went back to the grave and sat down again.
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My Hanson Story!

"WHAT ABOUT YOUR PURSE! IS IT GONE?"
April nodded again.
"OH NO! THE BACK STAGE PASSES ARE GONE!"
April nodded sadly. She then plopped down in her seat and felt miserable for the rest of the concert.
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Man From Milwaukee

Zac climbed out of the treehouse and started walking across the back yard when there was a sound, sort of like a very large airplane. Zac looked up and everyone peered out of the treehouse. No one could believe their eyes, IT WAS A UFO!

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A Summer With You"

Just then a white mini-bus drove up, and parked behind the stage. Melissa and Karen walked up to the mini-bus. Melissa now had a stomache ache, and her head felt like someone was taking a hammer to it. She could barely stand straight, and it felt like she was in a toaster oven. As the mini-bus door opened, she blacked out.
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Air Hanson

Just then we heard a stuardess scream. Then she walked down the isle, obviously annoyed.
"Wonder what her problem is," I said.
"Probrably my brothers," Isaac laughed.
I had forgotten all about them! Oh yes! Oh no!
Just then Zac walked over to Isaac. By that point I couldn't help hyperventelating a little bit.
"What did you do?" Isaac asked Zac.
"I put a fake-" Zac was laughing so hard he was having a hard time talking. "bug on the stuardess's cart thing!"
"Zachary Walker Hanson, I'm ashamed of you!" Isaac said. "I'm ashamed you didn't invite me!"
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Lightning Rain

Taylor got up slowly but once he did he knew he shouldn't've. He felt like a truck had run over him and his eyes started swimming. Quickly he lay back down. Now his head began to pound. And ringing started up in his ears. Tay lay there for a few minutes trying to make the sound go away when an uneasiness came into his stomach. Uh oh. He thought. As quick as he could he rolled over and grabbed the plastic trash can. Just in time. Gross. He thought and pushed the smelly trash can away. Last night's dinner had just come up.
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