Aj's Crazy Story
- This is not a true story!
- I did not make this up!
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Orlando, FL- Alexander James McLean, member of acclaimed vocal group,
The
Backstreet Boys, was arrested in downtown Orlando Saturday on charges of
indecent exposure, and sexually assaulting two tables, three chairs, and
a
life-size Ronald McDonald statue.
A witness tells the Backstreet Jungle News department that McLean was
dancing
lewdly in the middle of a crowded McDonalds restaurant, shaking his butt
and
thrusting his pelvis against the hard floor. After being asked to stop
by
the
people eating at a nearby table, McLean screamed in their faces then
hopped
on their table and began doing what one witness described as "a weird
version
of the worm, but dirtier". Stunned people watched as McLean gyrated
above
their burgers, swinging his clothes off and licking his lips.
The manager of the restaurant called the police when Mr. McLean refused
to
get off the table, telling the police she believed he had a gun in his
pocket, although when searched no gun was found. (see smile on Police
woman's
face above)
It was also reported to the Backstreet Jungle news department that
McLean
had
stripped down to his underwear and asked the female staff if they wanted
to
see his Big Mac. Although most refused, one asked him if she could have
fries
with that!!!
When policewoman Bambi Bigboulders arrived, she told McLean he was under
arrest. McLean protested, however when he saw her handcuffs, he
willingly
stuck his wrists out and gave her a big wink. Constable Bigboulders
cuffed
the singer and lead him away to lock him up in her dungeon, er I mean
police
station.
The reasons for his actions are unknown. A spokesperson for the
Backstreet
Boys declined our interview telling us "AJ is AJ, we never know what (or
who!) he'll do next!".
No further news on McLean has been forthcoming, however The National
Enquirer, a reputable and widely respected news source, has told us that
the
Ronald McDonald statue is deeply traumatized and is in intensive clown
therapy. A tell-all book by the statue will be released in two weeks.
Email: backstreet5power@hotmail.com
