Metaphors for stupid
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- 1. Not the sharpest knife in the drawer.
- 2. A few clowns short of a circus.
- 3. An experiment in Artificial Stupidity.
- 4. The wheel's spinning, but the hamster's dead.
- 5. All foam, no beer.
- 6. Has an IQ of 2 but... it takes 3 to grunt.
- 7. Warning: Objects in mirror are dumber than they appear.
- 8. Couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel.
- 9. As smart as bait.
- 10. Chimney's clogged.
- 11. Sharp as a bag of wet mice.
- 12. Her sewing machine's out of thread.
- 13. His antenna doesn't pick up all the channels.
- 14. If he had another brain, it would be lonely.
- 15. Proof that evolution CAN go in reverse.
- 16. Receiver is off the hook.
- 17. Skylight leaks a little.
- 18. Too much yardage between the goal posts.
- 19. In the pinball game of life, his flippers were a little farther apart than most.
- 20. He's a few sandwiches short of a picnic.
- 21. His elevator doesn't stop at every floor.
- 22. He's not wrapped too tight.
- 23. He's a few beers short of a six pack.
- 24. The lights are on but nobody's home.
- 25. She's a few French fries short of a happy meal.
- 26. He's a few singers short of a barbershop quartet.
- 27. Got into the gene pool while the lifeguard wasn't watching.
- 28. A room temperature IQ.
- 29. Got a full 6-pack, but lacks the plastic thingy to hold them together.
- 30. A photographic memory, but the lens cover is glued on.
- 31. A prime candidate for natural deselection.
- 32. Bright as Alaska in December.
- 33. During evolution his ancestors were in the control group.
- 34. Fell out of the family tree.
- 35. Gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn't coming.
- 36. Has two brains; one is lost and the other is out looking for it.
- 37. He's so dense, light bends around him.
- 38. If he were any more stupid, he'd have to be watered twice a week.
- 39. If you stand close enough to him, you can hear the ocean.
- 40. It's hard to believe that he beat 100,000 other sperm.
- 41. Some drink from the fountain of knowledge, but he just gargled.
- 42. Takes him 1.5 hours to watch "60 Minutes".