When a guy brings cheap beer to a party and then he drinks someone elses Heineken.
Playing the Aloha Friday song when pretty much everyone works on the weekends.
When a friend borrows something from you with the intent of not returning it.
Sunday drivers on the weekday.
People who tell us something in a foreign language, we respond in English that we don't understand, and they continue to talk to use like we understand.¿?¿?
The shortest checkout line at the store takes the longest because everyone seem to be returning something to the trainee at the register.
Going to that chihuahua fast food place, order a beef burrito, come home to find bean burrito instead. Arrghhhh!!!!
Finding 15 handicap stalls that are empty while the rest of the 1000 parking stalls are full.
Buying 10 Levi's jeans, all the same size, and the one you tried on is the only one that fits perfectly.
Buying those DUMMIES book and even that I cannot understand.
Guys who buy brand new pick-up trucks for $30,000 and beat them up cause that's what truck are for. Am I missing something here? Why not buy a beaten up one in the first place and it'll you the trouble and time of doing it yourself.
Those old Godzilla shows. With all the bombs dropping, tanks shooting, they can never seem to hit him. Are they all cock-eyed?
A car cuts in front of you only to make a turn.
