Another Demented Parody by Bustopher and Genghis
You know Munku and Mungo, Misto and Mackey
Rumple and Bomba, Demi and Vickey,
But do you recall,
The most famous jellicle of all
Rumpus the Red-eyed Jellicle had some very shiny eyes
And if you ever saw them, you would notice their large size.
All of the other jellicles used to laugh and call him names.
They never let more Rumpus play in any jellicle games
Then one foggy Christmas eve, Bustopher came to say,
Rumpus with your eyes so bright won't you guide my sleigh tonight.
Then all the jellicles loved him, as they shouted out with glee,
Rumpus the Red-eyed Jellicle, you'll go down in history.
