Insanity has arrived! Actually, a fic has, or has started, been written. That's all for today's news. No wait. I have an announcement just in. It says here that a group of trick or treaters has gone mad in the down town city and they are uncontrollable. And so the story begins.
Once apon a time, along time ago… er, I mean just during Halloween it began. The junkyard inhabits were hungry for anything with sugar. Yes, they were on a candy high or wanted to be at least. And then, more insanity was started.
The cats had decided to go and get free candy. They used Misto's magical powers and transformed themselves into cat-like humanoid people. Where they got the idea, no one knows. But then Mungojerrie and Rumpleteazer raided near by stores to get everyone costumes, though they didn't need any. It was fun to see everyone dressed up though.
Etcetra got to be sheep header, Victoria a Cinderella, Munkustrap a princess, Tantomile and Coripat became a witch and sorceress and no one was surprised. Tumble was a pirate, Jelly a basketball player, Misto the phantom of the opera, and Jenny strangely went as a hula girl. But the best costume was Quaxo's because he was dressed up like himself. And there was others but I'm lazy. Too lazy too type it up.
They went trick or treating. At the first house some drunken punk kids chased Misto up a tree till Tantomile ate one of their fingers. Etcetra rang the doorbell with her little crook and they all got a penny each. Don't you hate that when that happens?
The second house they were luckier because some women in curlers and a bathrobe gave them Milky ways. Electra, in a pumpkin suit, went crazy and attacked the bowl of candy. And so on through the entire neighborhood.
Between houses, Mungojerrie and Rumpleteazer, who both painted themselves green and added silver rings, stole candy from passing children. One older boy tried to beat their heads in was scared away by a Jemima in a SCREAM killer outfit; knife and hook and all.
Though not all were having fun. Pouncival was a ghost but he forgot to put eyeholes in the sheet and ran into every single light post. Tumblebrutus led him to the 'plank' by poking him with the plastic sword he had. (The plank actually was just the sidewalk curb but with cars, it is just as dangerous.)
Alonzo wasn't too happy being wrapped in a ball of tin foil, he had to scoot around like a worm on his stomach. But he got extra treats from the people in the doorways.
A full hour passed before Pouncival clawed holes in the front of his sheet. When they came to a huge mansion, they rang to doorbell and as the door opened, loud music blasted forth sending them stumbling backwards. A teenage valley girl dressed in a slutty mini-skirt was chewing gum and twilling her fingers through her hair was opening the doorway. She looked like that everyday.
"You guys here for my party? I don't remember if I invited you but the guy dressed as a cat is so fine looking." She pointed to Quaxo who was eating his candy and looked undignified for his high point of the evening.
The Jellicles pushed and shoved their way through the front door, while poor Gus accidentally got his toe slammed in the door. He was dressed as a greaser biker.
Etcetra was having the time of her life hitting every jock on the head with her crook. While Victoria tried to get a date out of all of them. Electra was talking with Misto over a punch bowl while 20 girls were flirting with him and Quaxo, who still was stealing everyone's candy and eating it. Tugger, dressed as a salesman, flirted with those 20 girls, he ended up getting 13 dates the next night.
Gus and Jelly were talking with the parents of the slutty girl who owned the house and the parents fell asleep and Jenny came over and began telling about her knitting sessions.
Pouncival and Tumble were climbing up and sliding down the banisters, Cassandra didn't come in the first place was bored at the junkyard, Exotica was sat on a few hundred times because she kept fading into the couch even in her hot pink body suit, Munkustrap was asked out a few dozen times by some boys who screamed in terror when they found out that Munksutarp was dressed like a princess, and Electra got high on candy and was literally bouncing off the walls.
All of the sudden the lights went out. The parents, along with jenny, Jelly, and Gus, went into the kitchen to play rummy. The slutty girl, who was named Tiffany, had flicked off the lights and eventually got all three thousand kids attention.
"Now, we are going to p[lay some good games for Halloween. We are going to play spin the bottle then dance the night away. And thanks to John, the punch has been spiked so anyone can get drunk. Let's dance first."
The Jellicles misunderstood this. They thought dance as in Broadway dance. And accidentally, Tiffany put in her parents' CATS c.d. Result, one good dang musical. The Jellicles threw off their costumes, even Quaxo who was still a cat, began to dance to the Jellicle Ball.
Tiffany began crying on John's shoulder yelling that her party was ruined but it wasn't. In fact, with the cats on the food tables, banisters, second story, and about the room, dancing to music, the kids kicked back and watch two hours of dancing.
Misto discovered roller skates in the garage and conjured a pair for all the kitties, and got costumes for everyone. A Starlight Express show was preformed too. Then it went on Joseph, West Side Story, Evita, Phantom of the Opera (where Misto did one of the best Phantom parts ever), Brigadoon, and even a Chorus Line. By the time they were finished, no one was awake to play spin the bottle.
"Ok Jellicle," announced Munkustrap, who still had eye shadow and lipstick on. "Time to go home."
The group started to sneak out but foolish Victoria tickled some one's nose with her twitching tail and that person awoke.
"Hey. You guys are actually cats. AAHHHH! MUTANTS FROM OUTER SPACE! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!" This awoke the other kids and teens and a mad scientist popped out from nowhere.
"I will use you as science experiments!" he threatened. but he was a fat guy so he never caught up with the good and fit cats.
Once at the Junkyard, everyone collapsed into a deep slumber while Cassandra lectured on them about how dressing up like idiots is not a good way to be cool. Jenny knocked the Siamese out cold with one blow to the head.
