Corrupting the Innocent
I have a fortune cookie. It says, "You will experience many good things." My high school friend Ivan taught me that when I have a fortune cookie, I must add "in bed" to the end of it, making my fortune thus read: "You will experience many good things in bed." I should hope so! Another was substituting "The Urge To Pee" for "The Force" in the Star Wars Trilogy.
In any case, there are a whole bunch of little add-ons like that out there.
- To be added at end of sermon subject or hymn title: ".....Between The Sheets."
- Add "in bed" to the end of fortune cookie fortune.
- Substitute "The Urge to Pee" for "The Force" in any given Star Wars movie.
- Edit in the word "Underpants" where inappropriate in lines from Star Wars movies.
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