Mark: Empire Records open till midnight this is Mark.
Lucas: Damn the man.
Joe: Mitch is the man, I'm the idiot, you're the screw up and were all losers welcome to music town.
Joe: How old are you.
Warren: Old enough to kick your butt through your skull and splatter your brains on the wall.
Joe: he's a juvinile.
Mark: Damn the man save the empire.
Rex Manning: Where's jane?
Joe: She quit pal.
Lucas: And I was lying about your hair it looks stupid.
Debra: And we hate your new album.
Burko: Not to mention the one before that.
Eddie: You're just a washed up imposter man.
Rex: Why don't you all just fade away.
Gina: Well seanade o' rebellion. Shock me, shock me, shock me, with that deviant behaviour.
Debra: That is so clever I swear you get smarter the shorter your skirt gets.
Gina: And you get smarter the shorter your hair gets, so it's probably good you went with that. That's a wonderful look for you darling.
AJ: Do you think it's possible for someone to be in love with somebody and not even know it.
Lucas: In this life there are nothing but possibilities.
Gina: Welcome to Music Town, may I service you?
Mark: You know what Joe one of these days I'm gonna show you little people.
Rex: Hi who shall I make it out to.
Denise's daughter: Denise
Rex: Denise I've always loved that name.
Denise's daughter: Thank you but it's not mine, it's my mom's she loves you, I've never even heard of you.
Rex: OK does your mother still have her own teeth. Forget it.
Denise's daughter: Cool hair.
AJ: Corey I've gotta tell you something. It's about how I feel about you. Corey I really really really oh god you know that feeling you get outta hot bath and you just feel really refreshed and nice . You make me feel like a bath? UGH. Youre like vanilla icecream, french vanilla ice cream yeah.
Eddie: You forgot your thingy.
AJ: You did have hair when you went in there right?
Deb: Yeah it's still in the sink if you wanna glue it. Lucas I heard you commited the perfect crime.
Lucas: Not entirely perfect.
: Oh Rexy you're so sexy.
Deb: I went to rock and roll heaven and I wasn't on the guest list.
AJ: What's with you yesterday you were normal and today you're like the chinese guy from the Karate Kid. What's with you today.
Lucas: What's with today, today.
Corey: Why'd you do that?
Deb: Just your typical nutty teenager in America.
Lucas: Joe, Joe I have to go to the bathroom.
Mark: No we musn't dwell, no we can't, not on Rex Manning Day.
Mark: At least you didn't leave the couch.
Lucas: Not the whole couch.
Lucas: Always play with their minds.
Lucas: The fat man walks alone.
Gina: Isn't it customary to leave the scene after commiting the crime?
Deb: Definately an ammature.
Gina: Attention Rex Manning fans, to your left you will notice a shoplifter being chased by night manager Lucas. This young man will be caught, deep fried in a vat of hot oil and served to our first hundred customers. Just another tasty treat from the gang at Empire Records.
Lucas: I'm guided by a force much greater than luck.
Lucas: I do not regret the things I've done but those I did not do.
Mark: Hey Joe what's up with the boss threads man.
Lucas: Who knows where thoughts come from they just appear.
Lucas: Jane did you compare the percentage of teenage male Rex Manning fans with the incidence of homosexuality amongst teenage males.
Mark: Wow, I love you Eddie.
Mark: SHOPLIFTER!!!!!!!!
Rex: What, no applause?
