JOKES !!!!!CHISTES!!!!!|
THE FOUR STAGES OF LIFE:
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SUCCESS IS: At
age 4 … no peeing in your pants At
age 12… having friends At
age 16… having a drivers licence At
age 20… going all the way At
age 35… having money At
age 60… going all the way At
age 70… having a drivers licence At
age 75… having friends. At age 80… no peeing in your pants |
Middle
age is when you choose your cereal for the fiber, not the toy. Growing old is
mandatory; growing up is optional. You're
getting old when you get the same sensation from a rocking chair that Once
got from a roller coaster. It's
frustrating when you know all the answers but nobody bothers to ask you the
questions. Wisdom
comes with age,but sometimes age comes alone. |
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