Steelers to loose Super Bowl
Trophies
Pittsburgh, PA. The
Super Bowl XLIII Champion Pittsburgh Steelers, the only team to win six titles,
will soon be losing half of those trophies. After a meeting between NFL
Commissioner Rodger Gadel and President Barack Obama, Obama decided to redistribute
half of their Steelers Super Bowl victories and trophies to less fortunate teams
in the league.
“We live everyday in
the country that invented the Super Bowl.” said Obama “We are not about to lose
this Great American tradition in the wake of these difficult times.”
Obama’s plan calls
for the Steelers, who are a successful NFL team, to give half of their Super
Bowl trophies to teams that are not successful or have not been as successful as
the Steelers. “The Detroit Lions are just as much a part of the same fiber of
the NFL as the Steelers and they should, no rather will, be entitled to a Super
Bowl Trophy as well.” Obama explains in his plan that he has imposed on Godel
and the NFL.
The Pittsburgh
Steelers, who by virtue of hard work, excellent team play, stellar draft
choices, responsible investing of free agents, careful hiring of coaches and
excellent community service and commitment to their fans, has prospered greatly
during the past 30 years and have won six Super Bowl Trophies. But President
Barack Hussain Obama’s plan calls for the Pittsburgh Steelers to carry the
larger burden of the NFL’s less successful teams.
Obama went on to
further proclaim, “In these difficult times we are all in this to work together.
We must reclaim the NFL Championship Dream for every team, for every city and
for every fan.”
“My plan will not
affect 31 of the 32 teams in the league.” Obama assures. That’s over 95 percent
of the teams in the NFL will not have to worry about loosing any Super Bowl
Trophies. “The worst teams in the NFL and the teams that can’t seem to get a
break and win a championship will no longer have to worry about going without a
title.” Obama promises. “We are a country and league of hope. We all need to
make a change. It does not matter the color of the teams uniforms, the personal
decisions that the teams make or their performance but rather if they are a
member of this great American league.”
The Super Bowl XLIII
trophy will be redistributed to the 0-16 Detroit Lions. Through no fault of
their own incompetence, the Lions could not manage a victory all season and this
trophy will help ease the pain of their lack of performance and give them hope
once again. The redistribution of Super Bowl XL trophy will go directly to the
Steeler’s division rival the Cincinnati Bengals. The Bengals who also have
fallen on hard times have never won a Super Bowl.
This victory will
bring a smile to hundreds of Bengal fans all over the world as they can now
celebrate. Finally, one of the Steeler’s two Super Bowl victories over the
Dallas Cowboys will go back to the Cowboys since the league needs to provide
hope in the face of difficulty and provide hope in the face of uncertainty. This
is a heavy burden for the Steelers but together we can all prosper.
All hope is not lost
for Pittsburgh fans, Barack Obama
has another plan in place. Obama has meet with MLB and commissioner Bud Selig on
a similar plan. The New York Yankees will redistribute two of their world series
trophies to the Pittsburgh Pirates as a supplement to their loosing 16 straight
seasons and counting. This plan will help stimulate the Pirates and enable them
to regain the American Dream.