Conspiracy Newsletter #2
This is just a reminder. Tomorrow is (12/6/02) December 6, 2002.
That is the date in which all members of the VRWC (Vast Right Wing Conspiracy)
must switch to the NEW Secret Handshake. Folks, you've got to make sure that you
learn the new Secret Handshake ASAP. As time goes on, the Liberals will learn of
it and be able to attend meetings and even obtain copies of the Minutes of the
VRWC Meetings!
So contact your local Director and learn the Secret Handshake.
The Sectional secret meetings are held at "Area 102".
(That makes it twice are hard to find as "Area 51") But Shhhh....Don't
tell anyone...(It's a secret!)
Remember, there's a "starve the school children” (school
lunch program) meeting set for the first of the month, the money diverted from
the school lunch program will
still be used for beer and cigars at the summer barbecue. Attention:
Parking is available down the street at the Save The Forrest Society lot, be
sure and knock down a few trees with your SUV’S so we will have more parking
next summer.
Don’t forget the annual Carnival it is filling up, however we
still need volunteers. I'd have to check the signup sheets, but I do believe we
still need people to man the "drag a woman by her hair" contest. If
you're interested, please let me know soon.
If you can figure out the frequency of the microchip that's implanted in my
butt, you can listen in some time.
Just a reminder you do not have to return the old decoder ring
The secret message this month is
%#)W*&^A&@T*+C^@+H_&(#O&#U^%T_#F+O$#^R_&^B%#+L$#^%A+#C$#K_H&^E+@L%$I%$C#@O*P%$^T^%E#@R*+S.
Use the setting #5 this month to decode this message on your new decoder ring.
Remember, the conspiracy you save MAY be your OWN!