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Senator Feinstein and the Democrats have issued a list of recommendations how to treat detainees.


Democrats Senate investigation of the CIA’s secret interrogations of terrorism suspects renders a strikingly bleak verdict on a program launched in the aftermath of the Sept. 11, 2001, attack in which 3000 people were killed, describing arbitrary violence.

Sen. Dianne Feinstein, the Democratic chairwoman of the intelligence committee, writes in the report that it is her "personal conclusion that, under any common meaning of the term, CIA detainees were tortured."

Senator Feinstein and the Democrats have issued details how we should treat the killers of 3000 people on 911, who use beheadings, rapes, murders, mutilation and terrorist attacks as standard practice.

Senator Feinstein and the Democrats have issued a list of recommendations how to treat detainees.
1. No talking loud or using bad language in their presence.
2. Only Islamic music as sung or played in public services or private devotions with no infidels in their presence.
3. Each detainee should have flat screen TV with cable, xbox and MSNBC.
4.Everyone gets a Koran, paperback or hardback, along with little hammocks to keep their holy book from touching the ground when not in use.
5 Guards are prohibited from handling the books.
6. Stop raising the American flag anywhere they could see it.
7. All exercise equipment must be made in a Muslim country.
8. Detainees shall have as many four choices of halal meals.
9. Detainees shall have access to a new $950,000 soccer field.
10. Islamic prayer beads and rugs shall be standard issue to detainees and guards are recommend to use them.
11. No bibles can be used at Gitmo by any army personnel, it might upset the detainees.
12.Personnel cannot refer to Gitmo as a prison camp; it’s a state-sponsored madrassa.
13. Upgraded the $10 million “legal meeting complex to $20 million,” where lawyers and human-rights groups can huddle with detainees.
14. They have now their choice of more than 10,000 Islamic books and videos stocked by a Muslim librarian, who also records soccer and Arabic TV for them, this should be updated to 20,000 Islamic book.

Each inmate at Gitmo costs roughly $800,000 a year to detain, Senator Feinstein wants to raise this to $1,000,000

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