The Nine Dwarves

The field of democrat pretenders for the 2004 Presidential Race is unaffectionate known as the 9 Dwarves. The number varies from day to day, but the concept survives.

Now everyone knows the original seven dwarves: Doc, Dopey, Sleepy, Sneezy, Happy, Grumpy, and Bashful. The names come close, but don't quite fit.

Here are the suggestions for naming this colorful band of misfits.

Doc

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Whiney

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Wimpy

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Frenchie

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Happy

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Prissy

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Dazed

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Clueless

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Hopeless

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