Homeless man asking for Kerry's help

I am a senior citizen. During the Clinton administration I had an extremely good and well-paying job. I took numerous vacations and had several vacation homes. Since President Bush took office, I have watched my entire life change for the worse. I lost my job. I lost my two sons in that terrible Iraqi war. I lost my homes. I lost my health insurance. As a matter of fact, I lost virtually everything and became homeless. Adding insult to injury, when the authorities found me living like a animal, instead of helping me, they arrested me. I will do anything that Sen. Kerry wants to ensure that a Democrat is back in the White House come next year. Bush has to go.

Sincerly,

Saddam Hussein