Top Ten Features 

At The New Bill Clinton Presidential Library

10. Tomb of the Unknown Hooker

9. National Registry of Historic Stains

8. The interactive cigar display

7. Library gift shop called, “The Bill and Hill’s Marriage of Convenience Store”

6. The “Look at All the Expensive Crap We Stole Before We Left the White House” Annex

5. Gold plaque commemorating Clinton’s greatest achievements, like the U.N. Oil for Food program and the White House Cigars for Interns program

4. Tribute to Hillary’s most historical temper tantrums, titled, “The Mad Cow Wing”

3. Special Hooter’s waitress honor guard

2. Monica Lewinsky’s special “Bang Head Here sign

1. Presidential Pardon Drive-Up Window