Church Bulletin Bloopers

• This afternoon, there will be a meeting in the south and north ends of the church. Children will be baptized at both ends.
• Tuesday, at 4pm, there will be an ice cream social. All ladies giving milk come early.
• Wednesday the Ladies Liturgy Society will meet. Mrs. Johnson will sing, "Put Me In My Little Bed," accompanied by the pastor.
• Thursday, at 5pm, there will be a meeting of the Little Mothers Club. All ladies wishing to be Little Mothers please meet with the pastor in his study.
• This being Easter Sunday, we will ask Mrs. Johnson to come forward and lay an egg at the alter.
• The service will close with "Little Drops of Water." One of the ladies will start quietly and the rest of the congregation will join in.
• One Sunday, a special collection will be taken to defray the expenses of the new carpet. All those wishing to do something on the new carpet, come forward and get a piece of paper.
• The ladies of the church have cast off clothing of every kind and they may be seen in the church basement on Friday afternoon.
• A bean supper will be held on Saturday evening in the church basement. Music will follow.
• The rosebud on the alter this morning is to announce the birth of David Alan Belzer, the sin of Rev. and Mrs. Belzer.
• Tonights sermon: "What is hell?" Come early and listen to our choir practice.
• For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs.
• Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church and community.
• Potluck supper. Prayer and medication to follow.
• Don't let worry kill you off--Let the church help.

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