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50 Fun Things to Do in an Elevator

1. Hang on the ceiling and scream like a monkey when someone comes into the elevator.
2. Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your kleenex
     to other passengers, if they turn you down tell them it's really neat and that you've never seen anything like it before..
3. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering:
     "Shut up, dangit, all of you just shut UP!"
4. Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.
5. Sell Girl Scout cookies.
6. On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of
     the elevator,then pretend you have to throw up,repeat this as many times as needed.
7. Shave with a play razor,then complain how you need to shave a few seconds later..
8. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside
     ask: "Got enough air in there?"
9. Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear
     yours upside-down and spell your name backwards.
10. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall,
      without getting off.
11. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the
      doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves,then start screaming about how they aren't like they used to be.
12. Lean over to another passenger and whisper: "Wedgie patrol
      coming!"
13. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake
      and ask them to call you The Skipper.
14. One word: Flatulence!
15. On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it
      stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the
      shaft go "plink" at the bottom.
16. Do Tai Chi exercises.
17. Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then
      announce: "I've got new socks on!"
18. When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back:
      "Oh, not now, darn motion sickness!"
19. Give religious tracts to each passenger.
20. Meow occassionally.
21. Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose.
22. Frown and mutter "gotta go, gotta go" then sigh and say "oops!"
23. Show other passengers a wound and ask if it looks infected.
24. Sing "Mary had a little lamb" while continually pushing buttons.
25. Holler "Chutes away!" whenever the elevator descends.
26. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side,look at the person next to you and give the biggest smile you can.
27. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce "You're one
      of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.
28. Burp, and then say "mmmm...tasty,ravioli isn't supposed to taste that good the second time around!"
29. Leave a box between the doors.
30. Ask each passenger getting on if you can push the button for
      them.
31. Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to other passengers "through" it.
32. Start a sing-along while facing the corner of the elevator.
33. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask "is that yours,if it is you'd better clean it up."
34. Play the harmonica.
35. Shadow box,with the guy next to you..
36. Scream "Ding!" at each floor.
37. Lean against the button panel and scratch your back on it.
38. Say "I wonder what all these do" and push the red buttons.
39. Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope,then leap back and scream,"Abort,abort,I said abort!"
40. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the
      other passengers that this is your "personal space."
41. Bring a chair along.
42. Take a bite of a sandwich and ask another passenger: "Wanna see
      wha in muh mouf?"
43. Blow spit bubbles.
44. Pull your gum out of your mouth in long strings.
45. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
46. Carry a blanket and clutch it protectively.
47. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
48. Wear "X-Ray Specs" and leer suggestively at other passengers.
49. Stare at your thumb and say "I think it's getting larger,no it's getting smaller."
50. If anyone brushes against you, recoil and holler "That was sick!"

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