The Shortest Books Ever Written

1. AAA Road Atlas Of Rockall
2. A Compendium Of Italian Nobel Prize Winners
3. Advanced Macintosh User's Guide
4. Advanced Subtraction.
5. A Female's Guide To Logical Thinking.
6. A Foreigner's Guide To Camping In Florida
7. A Full Description Of All The Whales That Will Survive The Norwegian Massacre
8. A Guide To Arab Democracies
9. A Guide To Australian Etiquette
10. A Guide To Snorkeling In Norway
11. A Happy Home Life And Marriage, by Donald Trump
12. A Happy Home Life And Marriage, Part II, by Woody Allen
13. A Hiker's Guide To The Ho Chi Minh Trail
14. A History Of U.S. Presidents That Made Progress
15. A Journey Through The Mind Of A Squid.
16. All-Star Tributes To Regis Philbin.
17. A Mature Day In My Life, by Barry Bonds
18. Ambassadors And Diplomatic Employees Posting In Alt.Flame
19. Amelia Earhart's Guide To The Pacific Ocean
20. American Foreign Policy Successes
21. American Friends
22. Americans Today That Are Brighter Than A Lightbulb
23. Americans Who Understand The Difference Between Punctuation And Grammar
24. A Millenium Of German Humor
25. Anagrams Of The Word "A".
26. An Anthology Of Coral Reefs Of The Sahara Desert
27. Anything Written By Patrick Swayze.
28. Arctic Water Polo.
29. A Selection Of Funny Jokes From Rec.Humor
30. A Tale Of No Cities.
31. A Thesaurus Without Any Synonyms, Or Antonyms.
32. Axe Murderers Who Support "Feed The Children".
33. Banjo Sonatas.
34. Beating The Crap Out Of Innocent Little Children, by Benjamin Spock.
35. Bedouin Olympic Swimmers
36. Behave Yourself, by David Letterman
37. Blacks I Met While Rowing
38. Blacks I Met While Yachting
39. Blind Dates That Worked Out
40. Bowler's Guide To Health & Fitness.
41. Burger King Items That Start With "Mc".
42. Career Opportunities For History Majors.
43. Chicago Cubs World Series Champioships.
44. Christmas Shopping At The Local Toxic Waste Disposal Site.
45. Clinton's Unbroken Promises
46. Compendium Of American Culture
47. Complete List Of American Malls Without A "Gap".
48. Cooking Gourmet Dishes With Tofu
49. Countries Competing In The World Series
50. Countries That Like Americans
51. Countries Where Socialism Is Successful
52. Cuban And Puerto Rican Pronunciation Guide
53. Cub Scout Adventures In Times Square.
54. Deep South Genetic Variation.
55. Deep-Thinking Liberals
56. Dentures For Sharks
57. Detroit - A Travel Guide
58. Different Ways To Spell "Bob".
59. Dr. Kevorkian's Collection Of Motivational Speeches.
60. Dutch Generosity Through The Centuries
61. Embracing Junk.
62. Encyclopedia Of The Floridian Brain
63. Eskimo Swimsuit Models
64. Ethiopian Tips On World Dominance.
65. Everglades' Guide For Rock Climbing
66. Everything Men Know About Women
67. Excellence In The CFL
68. Exciting Things To Do In Worcester
69. Famous Australians Of The Fourteenth Century
70. Famous Long Islanders Who Weren't In Nationally Televised Scandals
71. Famous Norwegian Kings
72. Famous Norwegian Sports Heroes
73. Fan Mail Of Sirhan Sirhan
74. Fashion Statements Of Alcatrazz Prison
75. Fast And Efficient Windows Applications
76. Favorite Foreign Emigration Destinations Of The French
77. Feminists Worth Marrying
78. Fifty Days To A Better Hypothalamus.
79. Fire Escape Routes From The Bottom Of Lake Michigan.
80. Folk Stories Of The Canadian-Portugese Border Patrol.
81. French Hospitality
82. Frog Hygiene.
83. Fulfilled Campaign Promises, 478 BC - 1995 AD
84. Fun Party Games Involving Porcupines.
85. Fun With Sharp, Painful Needles.
86. Fun With Unix
87. Gandhi's Influence On Ted Bundy
88. Gandhi's Influence On Al Bundy
89. Gay Men Named Spike
90. Genghis Khan And The Mongols: A Feminist Perspective
91. George Bush: The Wild Years
92. Good English Cooking
93. Good Norwegian Jokes
94. Great American Cars Of The 1980's
95. Great Australian Beers
96. Great Blonde Thinkers Through The Ages
97. Great English Lovers
98. Great Moments In Scab Football.
99. Hearing-Impaired Disc Jockeys.
100. Hemophiliac Vampires
101. Heroes Of The Australian Resistance During World War II
102. Heterosexual Hangouts In Key West
103. Hilarious Female Comics.
104. Hindu Beef Recipes
105. Honesty In The White House: 1969-1974
106. Household Uses For Plutonium.
107. How I Became A Stud, by Zamfir.
108. How Mass Unemployment Helps The Economy, by Various Socialists
109. How Paperclips Work.
110. How To Be A Successful Politician, by Jesse Jackson
111. How To Blow Your Nose
112. How To Cook Sushi
113. How To Sustain A Musical Career, by Art Garfunkel.
114. How To Win Friends When You Still Smell Like Crap.
115. How To Win Your Life Back With A Nice Big Cheeseburger.
116. Ice Recipes.
117. In Chase Of The American Dream, by Fidel Castro
118. Inkless Pens.
119. Internet Threads That Don't Contain Flames
120. Italian War Heroes
121. I Was A Teenage Teenager
122. Japanese Compendium For English Pronunciation
123. Jewish Business Ethics
124. Jewish Sports Legends
125. Jurassic Laundromat.
126. Kayak To A Better Beginning.
127. Kelly Chang: The Chinese Redhead
128. Known Ways To Cure Cancer With A Toothbrush.
129. Life As An Air Traffic Controller, by Ray Charles.
130. Little-Known Secrets Of Nuclear Physics, by Jay Leno.
131. Madonna On Formal Wear
132. Mafia Music: The Symphonies Of Don Vito Corleone
133. Malcolm X's Guide To Pork Dishes
134. Marcel Marceau's Greatest Speeches
135. Men Who Like Circumcision
136. Mexican Summit: Legal Aliens In The U.S.
137. Mike Tyson On Dating Etiquette
138. Mike Tyson's Insightful Thoughts.
139. Mime Talk.
140. Modesty, The American Way
141. Modesty, The Argentinian Way
142. Mormon Divorce Lawyers
143. Mother Teresa's Guide To Erotic Pottery
144. Mountaineering The Netherlands
145. Moustache Mania!
146. My Argument For Democracy, by Ted Kennedy
147. My Favorite Barbers, by Yassir Arafat
148. My Favorite Jews, by Yassir Arafat
149. My Favorite Jewish Barbers, by Yassir Arafat
150. My Life As A Woman, by Martina Navratilova.
151. My Life On The Wagon, by Ted Kennedy
152. My Life Without Bill, by Roger Clinton
153. My Life Without Michael, by LaToya Jackson
154. My Life Without My Brother Ron, by Clint Howard
155. My Life Without My Father, by Ron Reagan
156. My Life Without Roseanne, by Tom Arnold
157. My Secrets And Tips To Make Friends, by Darth Vader
158. My Thoughts, by Ronald Reagan
159. National Directory Of Irish AA Members
160. Net Ethics
161. NFL's Greatest Thinkers Ever
162. Nice Guys Who Got To Be President
163. Nicknames For "Al".
164. Norwegians Without Herring Breath
165. Numerical Equivalencies Of 2.
166. Obesity In East Africa
167. Olympic Athletes Who Think Sports Are Really Stupid.
168. One Hundred And One Spotted Owl Recipes, by The EPA.
169. One-Legged Folk Dances.
170. Operating Instructions For Scotch Tape.
171. Oprah Winfrey's Guide To Avoiding Fatty Foods.
172. Original Japanese Designers
173. Orville Reddenbacher's Favorite Snack Treats.
174. Ouchless Spinal Bandages.
175. Our Favorite Disco Songs, by Led Zeppelin
176. Owner's Manual To An Amish-Built Toaster.
177. Painless Tooth Extraction, by Mr. Sledge Hammer
178. Party Tricks With Boiling Lead
179. People Who Saw "Ishtar".
180. Philanthropy, by Donald Trump
181. Pi, Rounded For Everyday Use
182. Pitcairn Island Telephone Book (Including Yellow Pages)
183. Pittsburgh When It's Not Raining: A Photographic Collection
184. Planets That Rhyme With The Word "Planet".
185. Popular Lawyers
186. Popular Recording Artists With A Shred Of Artistic Integrity.
187. Practical Applications Of The Kamasutra For Non-Contortionists
188. Proud Parents Of Rock Musicians.
189. Public Political Activities During Franco's Government In Spain
190. Purebred Mutts.
191. Quantum Physics For Absolute Morons
192. Rapper's Guide To Etiquette.
193. Really Big Midgets.
194. Recent Advances In Flying Submarine Technology.
195. Red Barns That Are Yellow.
196. Regis-Mania.
197. Respected Lawyers.
198. Romanian Square Dances
199. Romantic Words Beginning With "X".
200. Ross Perot's Ear Improvement Manual.
201. Rottweilers Who Speak Italian.
202. Russian Humor Throughout The 1960's
203. Safe Driving In France
204. Sainthood In Government
205. Satan's Love Letters.
206. Scottish World Cup Successes
207. Sign Language For The Blind
208. Smelly Planets.
209. Snap, Crackle, Pop: A Beginner's Guide To Knuckle Popping
210. Snap, Crackle, Pop: A Beginner's Guide To Rice Crispies.
211. Social Occasions Requiring Hip Waders.
212. Soothing Nervous Polar Bears With Tickling Tricks.
213. Staple Your Way To Success.
214. Straight Hairdressers
215. Sub Aqua Thunder Storms
216. Subatomic Particles In The Bathtub
217. Subatomic Particles That Taste Like Licorice.
218. Successful Applications Of Artificial Intelligence
219. Successful Experiments In Cohabitation With Piranhas.
220. Successful Trekkies.
221. Surgeon General's Warning: This Is Not A Book.
222. Swedish War Heroes
223. Sylvester Stallone's Dramatic Acting Tips.
224. Tasty Bile Recipes.
225. Tasty Sediment.
226. Ted Koppel's All-Time Greatest On-The-Air Booger Jokes.
227. The ABC's Of Gum Chewing.
228. The American Book Of Beautiful Cars
229. The American Medical Association's Guide To Proper Penmanship.
230. The Amish Phone Book
231. The Appeal Of Alan Thicke
232. The Beginner's Guide To Having Your Leg Fall Asleep.
233. The Best Things About America
234. The Book With No Title
235. The Canonical List Of Rap Songs With Positive Messages
236. The Comic Genius Of Tom Arnold
237. The Complete Chevy Chase Show
238. The Complete Collection Of Harlem Poetry.
239. The Complete Guide To Composing And Playing Progressive Rap Music
240. The Contribution Of Political Correctness To Free Speech
241. The Deep, Philosophical Implications Of Turning Left.
242. The Educational Guide To MTV
243. The Elephant Is A Graceful Bird, It Flits From Tree To Tree
244. The Fat, Lard, And Oil Diet.
245. The Gentle Side Of Joseph Stalin
246. The History Of DARE In Bogota, Colombia
247. The History Of The ANOVA In Chinese Literature
248. The Irish In Israel: A Retrospective
249. The KKK Manual Of Tact And Etiquette.
250. The Merits Of Gun Control, by the NRA
251. The Outstanding Virtues Of Intel Processors
252. The Plan For Prohibition In Australia
253. The Pleasant Street Smells Of New York City.
254. The Pope's Wife, A Very Nice Nancy
255. The Rainy Day Book Of Flicking Dimes.
256. The Registry Of Motor Vehicles' Pledge Of Cheerfulness.
257. There's One Born Every Minute (200 blank pages)
258. Thesaurus Of Square Roots
259. The Secret Diary Of Adrian Mole, Age 3/4
260. The Shaker Village Electrical Engineering Lexicon.
261. The Total Vocabulary Of Arnold Schwarzeneggar
262. The Warren Commission's Search For Truth
263. The Who's Who Of Great Republican Humanitarians
264. The Wit And Wisdom Of Dan Quayle
265. Things That Look Like An Apple, Taste Like An Apple, But Are Not An Apple.
266. Things That Taste Better With Arsenic.
267. Things You Could Buy At The World Artichoke Festival.
268. Thinking American
269. To Tell The Truth, by President Bill Clinton
270. Understanding Moss.
271. Unshakeable Principles I Live By, by Bill Clinton
272. User Friendly Unix
273. Venezuelans Who Know Spelling
274. Vice Presidents With Really Good Ideas.
275. Volume One Of Madonna's Morality Encyclopedia.
276. Vomit, Vomit, Vomit
277. Waterskiing In The Bermuda Triangle
278. Ways To Cross The "T".
279. Ways To Give Change For A Penny.
280. Wealthy Bums.
281. Whales With An IQ>5
282. What To Do With Finger Paints.
283. Windows Programming Made Easy
284. Winning The Big One, by Gene Mauch
285. Wit And Wisdom Of Benny Hill
286. What Men Know About Women
287. Why I Love Britain: A Native's Perspective
288. Why People Are More Important Than Animals, by Greenpeace
289. Why Political Correctness Is Not Censorship
290. Women Named "Fred".
291. World Leaders Born In Omaha
292. Wrath Of The Ant Colony.
293. 0 Uses Of A Dead Cat
294. 20,000 Leagues Under Molten Lava.
295. 30,000 Volts Of Electricity As A Means Of Hair Curling

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